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[Trinity]

"Naow that's just turrible!  Ah'm gonna give this'n to ol' Sodbuster.  T'ain' no one 'roun' hair that would wanna look at thayut!"

[Ozark Tracker]

with his corsette on and his mixing bowl on his head and his picture proped up by the chair, he opens another.  it appears to be a bright sinny set of jingle bobs

[Trinity]

"Ooooooh!  Ah'm gonna give these to Sherlene so that her airs kin jingle jangle jingle."

[Ozark Tracker]

ah!  speaking of Sherlene and the kids, where have they been during all this cold weather.

[Trinity]

"That's a good thought.  Ah wonner ifn' Sherlene cut enough wood fer tha fahr.  Mebbe Ah orta go check on theeyum."

[Ozark Tracker]

she may'a done shot a deer and be a cooking it up.

[Delmonico]

Trinty, we ain't got much wood out here, member, you either need to pick here up cow chips or get some coalout of the dugout.

Coal, that reminds me, I need to be really bad so Santa brings more coal or we'll freeze and The Steam Traction Engine won't run.

Delmonico goes and locks himself in his room.

[Trinity]

"Ah have faith that she done an got whatever she needs ta keep warm.  Ah better check on that deer... uh, Ah mean mah woman an' tha keeuds."

[Ozark Tracker]

yeah, ya never know, litl trinty might have his tounge stuck to a pipe somewhere, cold as it's been.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sneaks out to his workshop while everyone is sleepin'.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim finally comes walkin' back from the Dismal. 

[Trinity]

"Ah's glad ta see ya back, Sleeum.  Ah was worried that river or that turd woulda done you in."  Trinity lowers his voice to a whisper. "Spakin' of which... you smail a little on tha rank side. "

[Ozark Tracker]

let  me see now Trinty telling Slim to clean up, let me set down here on the porch afor I fall off 

[Trinity]

"Jes' what is you sayin'?  He di'n't smail good atall!  Am Ah wong?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gives Slim a bar of lye soap and tells him he can't come into the house till he's cleaned up.  He tosses Slim some clothes out inta the yard.

(PLease tell Santa what Delmonico did, he needs the coal.)

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sees all the deer meat Dels been getting ready for storage, one large deer is hanging out by the barn, Wtih it being so cold it is frozen solid, Trinity walks by it and decides to give it a lick, his tounge sticks to the side of the deer.

we hear a muffled    h  p,   h  p, from the barnyard.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinity and says. "Ya better hope it gets warm this afterneen." 

(Meanwhile back at the North Pole Santa puts down a 100 more pounds on his list.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I ain't gonna wear dis pink sweater and poodle skirt ya threw out!" 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Well ya ain't comn' in the house neccked and ya can't wear them clothes, btw I locked the doors and changed the locks."

<Santa puts Delmonico down fer another 100 pounds.>

[Ozark Tracker]

since Slim's still wet, he makes sure he don't back up again the tin barn,  Trinity's tounge is still stuck ta the deer


but it's warming up a little.