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[Sod Buster]

However, I'd better not have anything else planned for the evening.

Why's that??  Do you spend the evening eating?
or does it cause Intestinal Distress??

[Ozark Tracker]

well he does have to have a llittle snack every hour on the hour.

[Trinity]

Sadly, as I get older more and more things cause the latter.  I think the super sweet sauce on the Sesame Chicken might be the cause because when I order something else I have less trouble.  But... it's like the chili-cheese thickburger at Hardee's.  I shouldn't, but it is so good that I will.  Oh well.

[Delmonico]

<<I love those places.  I can make sure that the vegetibles don't touch my meat at all during the cooking process!  However, we are not talking about the Teppanyaki (japanese steakhouse) style.  Instead we are talking about how modern restaurants (not Golden Corral) are placing the kitchens out in the open so that people can see who is preparing their food and feel more at ease.>>

Hah, if they could see what happens to their food before the resteraunt, they wouldn't worry much about what the cook does.  Nope if I have to watch the cook I'll cook it myself.  Went to some fancy place with Rita a few months ago, they had a big glass wall so you could see their brewry vats.   I told Rita when we got seated, I didn't expect much, the place was so cheap the wouldn't even buy beer.

Anyway the had a whole damned book about the different beers they brewed up, their menu pointed out they only served Angus Beef, everything else they had of course they said was the best in the world and had long descriptions.  Well I ended up with a fair but not exceptional cheese burger for about the price I could have fed 4-5 at home, and hell I can get better burger in most small town meat lockers.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I always prefered Bag Balm:

http://www.bagbalm.com/

<I use: http://www.uddercream.com/
When the kid's eczema gets really bad in the winter, we tallow them. Thanks, Del.  >

[Ozark Tracker]

Udderly fantastic

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes out to milk the cow and gather eggs, but walks into the side of the barn and is knocked unconscious.

[Delmonico]

Duke sees Slim fall and runs to mark him as his own territory.

[Ozark Tracker]

when the liquid hits Slim in the face, he immediately wakes up and sees what is going on,  he passes out again

[Delmonico]

After markin' Slim, Duke goes over a ways and poops, this gives Delmonico an idea and he heads to the workshop and locks the door.

[Marshal harpoluke]

After markin' Slim, Duke goes over a ways and poops, this gives Delmonico an idea and he heads to the workshop and locks the door.

Oh, Oh! look out,   Who Flung Poo?




Dilious Dell is at it again

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sneaks out the back door with his cllub, knowing that pooH sometimes packs a jar of honey with him.

[Trinity]

Trinity intends more to find the person who flung Whinnie the Pooh.   Halfway into the yard, he beings to wonder if maybe nobody flung Pooh, but instead a Chinaman was announcing himself.  He starts to call out.  "Hu Flun Pu!  Hu Flun Pu, is ya 'roun' hair??"

[Ozark Tracker]

with Trinity a wandering around the yard hollering Hu Flun Pu,  Tigger waits just behind the old oak tree for him to come around.

[Trinity]

Suddenly, Trinity's stomach rumbles and all wildlife within sixty yards, including Tigger, dart for cover.

[Ozark Tracker]

when the rumble occurs, everyone in the house thinks it is a small earthquake and runs outside.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico roars out of the barn with The Steam Traction Engine with a front end loader on it.  "How do you like my Pooper Scooper?

[Ozark Tracker]

Del scoops up all the poop in about a minute, since he has it running, he works up the garden plot to let it season over the winter.

[Delmonico]

With Slim gone for the weekend Delmonico says sumthin' about a surprise fer Slim and heads to the workshop.