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[Trinity]

Hearing the struggle, two more vultures appear.

[Ozark Tracker]

one of the vultures grabs holt a Slims legs and the other grabs an ear

[Delmonico]

Duke the Yaller dog chases the vultures away and leads Slim around.

[Ozark Tracker]

Duke the Yaller dog chases the vultures away and leads Slim around.

while walking around the barn,  Duke strikes a hot trail and heads out across the country,


with Slim in tow behind.

[Delmonico]

Slim is dragged through the cacti and sandburrs.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim becomes Cactus Man.


Oops! wrong picture.

[Ozark Tracker]

since Slim can't see too good,  Slim and Ozark take turns picking out the cacti spurs with a pair of pliers.

[Delmonico]

Trinity feels sorry for what happened and tries to help, but just ends up pushin' the thorns in deeper.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity decides to make this go a little faster he will just take the scissors and trim the thorns off even with Slims hide.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "don't, they dull the sissors."   He gets out a lucifer and lights them, they burn down even.

[Ozark Tracker]

when the fire starts up, Trinity goes running across the yard with the scissors.

[Delmonico]

Some guy with a bass fiddle rides by and sees Slim all full of cacti thorns.  He says, "here you deserve this."

[Trinity]

Trinity dials up on the Coal Oil Computer and places an order for seven ties for Slim, one for each day of the week.  Trinity hopes that Slim will be fogiving.  Then, remembering the look of Slims hide after Delmonico began using the lucifers, Trinity orders several jars of salve.

[Sod Buster]

Then, remembering the look of Slims hide after Delmonico began using the lucifers, Trinity orders several jars of salve.

I always prefered Bag Balm:

http://www.bagbalm.com/

[Trinity]

<<I have a tin of that stuff in the medicine cabinet.  I get really dry feet in the winter and someone suggested that.  I have yet to try it... there've been no complaints lately.>>

[Ozark Tracker]

ya can put that on yer feet and  preperation H on yer face,  cuts down on wrinkles 

[Trinity]

<<I'm not concerned with wrinkles.  I'm a man, wrinkles are cool. >>

[Sod Buster]

<<I have a tin of that stuff in the medicine cabinet.  I get really dry feet in the winter and someone suggested that.  I have yet to try it... there've been no complaints lately.>>

Helps soothe bruised, sore or injured teats.....er I mean feets 

[Ozark Tracker]

well now it does say that right on the can. 

[Delmonico]

I got a big crack in my left heel, gonna go upstairs and find the can of bullet lube/ skin lotion in my gun/sewing room.  Pack er full for the night and soak in the tub in the mornin' and scrape it down with my pocket knife.  Had a guy at work one tim that I had to explain teat to.