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[Delmonico]

Delmonico hauls some more coal in.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico locks the shop and heads to the house, "fergot that durned Trinity blew up Steam Traction Engine #4, I got to get another one."  He packs his carpet back, saddles Reuben and heads to Dunning.

[Ozark Tracker]

While Delmonico is gone to town, Ozark gathers up the pieces of the exploded steam tractor and constructs a smoker so Trinity  can cook to his hearts content and not blow anything up.

of course this is Trinity cooking,  so Ozark locates the smoker cooker a safe distance from the house and barn and builds a blast shield around it.

[Delmonico]

Trinity starts to gather Musk Thistles so he can smoke with pasture weeds just like they do down in Texas.

[Ozark Tracker]

with the fire going and the smoke a puffing, Trinity discovers there are no large chickens left only the baby chicks, nothing to cook,  so he goes to the potted meat storage shed and  opens a few cans of potted meat and shapes it into a chicken shape and puts it in to smoke.

[Ozark Tracker]

with the fire going and the smoke a puffing, Trinity discovers there are no large chickens left only the baby chicks, nothing to cook,  so he goes to the potted meat storage shed and  opens a few cans of potted meat and shapes it into a chicken shape and puts it in to smoke.

after aboukt an hour, Trinity pulls out his spam chicken and carries it into the house and puts it on his plate and starts to eat.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The one hour smoking has leeched all of the moisture out of the potted meat, so Trinity's mock chicken is a bit crunchy as he eats it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Tinity gets up halfway through his meal and gets him a tooth pick,  seeing how the toothpick ain't working he gets out his knife to get the dried meat outa his teeth.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity walks out on the porch and looks off in the distance toward  Dunning to see if he see's any dust kicking up. thinking to hisself,  Del ourta be a coming back fore long, maybe he'll do some cooking.

Trinity gets his jug and goes to the hammock.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes ridin' in from the east.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico fries some pork chops for dinner along with some cabbage.  "My new Steam Traction Engine will be here in a few days, the dealer in Dunning is sending it out."  He then goes to the workshop.

[Ozark Tracker]

With a little extra time to eat the pork chops, while Trinity is still trying to get the smoked potted meat outa his teeth,  Ozark enjoys a pork chop with lots of cabbage, knowing Trinity won't eat his share of the cabbage anyway.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The rest of the group has some pork chops n then decides to play a little joke on Trinity.  They pile all of the cabbage on top of the remaining pork chops.  Trinity enters having cleared his teeth of the smoked potted meat.  he ask what Del made to eat, the group point to the heaping pile of cabbage.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes up from the workshop to use the Wedgewood room, "Eat some of that fried cabbage, it will make a regular person out of ya."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity starts ta tell how he is a regular person, eats a little, drinks a little,  Del tells him that ain't what he meant by regular, 


just eat some of that cabbage and see how regular ya get.

[Delmonico]

Fried cabbage is almost as good as castor oil.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity finds a long handled wooden spoon and with it starts digging in the cabbage to see if anything else might be in the pile

[Trinity]

Taking a deep breath, Trinity sorts throug the smells.  Poop, poop, poop, MEAT!  "They's meat unner that durn green stuff!"  Trinity starts digging but is immedeatly disappointed to find that the pork is now marinated in cabbage drippings.  Dejected and with a sad frown, Trinity mopes off to his room.

Climbing the steps, he passes Slim and thanks him for forgiving him.  Then he asks when the new chickens are due.

[Ozark Tracker]

with Trinity halfway up the stairs he rememebers he fergot his jug down ta the kitchen,  he goes back down and fetches his jug,  going by the pork chops once more he gets just a little hunk to taste it.

[Trinity]

"Blech!!"  Trinity begins vomiting all over the kitchen as the poison trickles down into his tast buds.