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[Ozark Tracker]

"By the by, why do I need new chickens? My chickens were layin' just fine." 

well Slim ya see the key words in that sentence was    were laying  now they just laying around the country  side after the splosion.

not mentioning the fact that they were cooked when they left so suddlenly.

and ain't it strange how them feathers got blowed inta the bags

[Silver Creek Slim]

  "Alright who dun it!" 

[Ozark Tracker]

well lets see now, Trinity was a getting ready to go and plow the south 40 up and Sodbuster was gonna plant something. and the pressure got away from him and the chickens was standing too close and and and

[Delmonico]

Duke wanders in and give Ozark that "yer not tell the truth" look."

[Ozark Tracker]

Just at that moment, Trinity, who had been trying ta hide behing the barn, trips and falls out in plain sight,

[Delmonico]

Duke grabs him by the collar, shakes him and drops him at Slim's feet.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"So, Duke, yer sayin', in yer own way, that Trinity dun away with ma chickens?"

[Ozark Tracker]

aw I can't let ole Trinity take all the blame,  I just figured   that with everybody being out of pocket this weekend and missing ole Trinity's birthday,  we'd just smoke up a bunch of food and have a party when yall got home,  it woulda worked OK if'n  Trinity hadn't thought the relief valve would shut off the fire.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Now ya know why Del doan let Trinity operate none a tha machinery.  Heck Trinity blows up 10 stills fer every one he gits ta werkin.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I guess I'll forgive ya this time." 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads to the kitchen with a sad look on his face, "dern, I thought Slim was gonna give Trinity a good whoopin.  Guess the rumors of Slim bein' a pantywaist are true."

[Ozark Tracker]

with his chickens on order, Slim sets about rebuilding his chicken coop and pen.  Trinity carries in a few new posts where the old ones were blown out by the explosion.  Slim puts in more boxes fer the egss and rebuilds the door into the barn.

[Delmonico]

As the chickens head into the barn, the DJ starts to play the Chicken Dance.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A shaft of sunlight coming in through the barn door catches the glitter ball that Trinity left in the corner.  With the glittering reflections and the music Trinity iz mezmerized an starts to dancin.

[Ozark Tracker]

suddenly Trinity remembers what happened the last time he was mezmerized by the light ball and walks over and stands in the corner.

[Ozark Tracker]

everybody pitches in and rebuilds the end of Del's shop where the explosion knocked it off,  they have enough lumber that they are able to enlarge the workshop for larger experiments.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes into his "New Improved Workshop" and closes the door.

[Ozark Tracker]

everybody relaxes on the porch, Ozark finds a full jug of Trinity's brew and passes it around.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity comes out of the corner and out of the barn, and being upset about the dancing,  he gets his bedroll out of the house and heads off down to the Dismal to camp out fer a few days and clear his mind.

oh yeah and finish off a few jugs of corn squeezings

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Clatters n clangs are soon heard coming from Del's New and Improved Workshop.