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[Ozark Tracker]

after eating their fill, Del again sticks his head out the door and hollers fer Trinity.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks up from his plate of eggs like a hungry wolf from a fresh kill.  "Ah ain' ate sin' Ah trahd that dern rat cheese, whaddya wan'?"

[Ozark Tracker]

I reckon he musta had him some of that red eye gravy, cause that one eye sure is glowing.

[Trinity]

"Them aigs was good oncet Dail stopped botherin' me."

[Ozark Tracker]

ya didn't harm none of Slim's chickens when ya was getting them eggs did ya.

[Trinity]

"Uhhh... naw, naw Ah din't.  An' don' go lookin' in tha garbage pit, now."

[Ozark Tracker]

Dern, now we gonna havta get some more chickens fer Slim,  he done counted em before he took off fer parts unknown this weekend.

[Trinity]

"Ah hope he di'n't count the unhatched ones!"

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't think he counts his chickens before they're hatched,   where have I heard that 

[Trinity]

"Good, 'cause they's a few less this mornin'."

[Ozark Tracker]

we might as well get a few more of the chickens and smoke em,  we'll just light up the fire in the traction engine and add on a smoke chamber,  Del ain't here anyways,  he'll never know.

[Trinity]

"May as well th'ow on a few of Stoney's pigs too.  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Trinity walks off to build the fire.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark begins  to rig up a smoker box on the side of the tractor big enough to hold a few pigs and several dozen chickens.

[Trinity]

All of a sudden Trinity screams and jumps back as a huge tongue of flame leaps out at him.  Trinity's clothing and hair are smoking as he says:  "Ya reckon Ah used too much coal earl on tha wood?"

[Ozark Tracker]

after rolling Trinity around the yard a time or two to put him out, Ozark closes the fire box door and soon the smoke starts coming through the smoker.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster arrives at the Ranch with No Name with a BIRTHDAY preset for Trinity....a whole wagonload of sour mash whiskey!

Even tho' he and Trinity have never been formally introduced, Sod Buster enjoys his company.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark invite Sod Buster to stay awhile and enjoy the meat they are smoking.  Trinity goes out and puts a couple of logs in the fire box. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs okut and gets all the chickens and hogs outa the smoker and shuts off what he thinks is the air to the fire and runs back up to the house with supper.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes ridin' in from the south-east after hangin' round Mr. Elija Filleys barn all weekend, cooking for the corn huskers (note two words) and the threashin' crew.  As he nears the ranch he hears a boom and chunks of metal, drumsticks and bacon shower down on him.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sodbuster and Ozark are sitting on the front porch when they hear the boom,  one hog lands on the front porch and Trinity clears  all the buildings by about 30 ft a heading fer the Dismal