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Slim meets a water soaked Trinity a walking back to the racnch from his dip in the Dismal, a dragging the sparklee ball behind.

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Ozark sees Trinity come a walking inta the yard with the sparklee ball dragging close behind,   and his favorite jug in his hand

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has locked the barn doors and lights can be seen through the windows.

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Trinity sees the light in the barn windows and being a little looped he walks into the wall below the window. the sparklee ball rolls up against him holding him against the wall and he falls asleep.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico carries several shovel fulls of wood chips from the barn and then moves the steam traction engine to another place on the side of the barn.  He then hooks up the belt to a new shaft comin' out of the barn.

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Everybody again takes a seat to see what happens when Del throws the clutch on the drive shaft,  everybody except fer Trinity, he's still proped up again the barn, a sleeping it off.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico kicks in the PTO and goes in the barn, in a couple minutes he flys out the door and rolls across the yard.    He then dis-engages the PTO and puts up a sign.   

GRAND OPENING TO-NIGHT  DELMONICO'S COUNTRY BAR
Come Ride the Me-can-ic-al Bronco

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all the fellars watch as Del rolls outa the barn and as he walks back and puts up his new sign,  all except Trinity, who's still leaned up against the barn a sleeping.

[Trinity]

Trinity finally wakes and struggles enough to move the ball pinning him to the barn.  Feeling relaxed, Trinity stretches and drags the ball back into the barn where he hangs it up again. 

Thirsty after all of this work, Trinity takes a jug from under the porch and heads for the hammock.

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about the time that Trinity gets good and layed down,  Del starts the mechanical bull again,  Trinity sits up and listens

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: Mechanical Bronco, Rodeo didn't include bull ridin' till into the 20th Century.   The did do wild longhorn milkin' ya got a rope, a bottle and a longhorn cow off the range with out her calf, ya had ta fill the bottle.  Bull ridin' was considered safer.>

Delmonico opens the doors and the music rolls out.

Yeah, I work all week just to make a draw,
Sometimes I don't ride 'em at all.
But I'm hooked in and I got to ride that train.
When I get down in that chute,
I can't keep from thinkin' about all that loot,
I'm a ro-do-o de-o de-o cowboy
Bordering on the insane.

CHORUS
That's why I drink a cheeseburger, eat a six-pack
Take a Darvon to kill the pain.
Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall,
I live through it to tell you 'bout it all.
I'm a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
Bordering on the insane.

Now, relax and take a deep breath or two
It's a one time shot and then you're through
Hang on, boy, and someday you'll have fame.
When they open up that gate
The bull takes off like a runaway freight
And you're a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
Bordering on the insane.

That's why I eat a cheeseburger, drink a six-pack
Take a Darvon to kill the pain
Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall
I live through it just to talk about it all
I'm a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
Bordering on the insane.

The cobwebs sure are thick, what's goin' on?
I feel like all my circuits are blown.
I can't remember my number or name.
Gimme a beer or two and I'll feel fine,
'Least it's worked every other time
Cuz I'm a rodeo de-o de-o de cowboy
Bordering on the insane.

That's why I eat a cheeseburger, drink a six-pack
Take a Darvon to kill the pain
Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall
I live through it just to talk about it all
I'm a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
Bordering on the insane


That's why I eat a cheeseburger, drink a six-pack
Take a Darvon to kill the pain
Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall
I live through it just to talk about it all
I'm a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
Bordering on the insane

Delmonico says, "anyone want to ride, bet Slim would if he was here."

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Everybody goes over ta the porch and starts  talking about the new fun ride over in the barn,  just loud enough so's Trinity can hear.

Trinity raises up again to take a look.

[Trinity]

He tilts the jug back and drinks again.  "Ah maht take mah chaince after Ah done drunk a little more."

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but Trinity, that thar is a ride just like down to the marrygo round.

[Trinity]

Yep, she shore does, that Mary.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "here Trinity, it's like a Merry-Go-Round ride.  Just get on the pony."



We were having a drink at Stockman's,
Listenin' to the guitars ring.
Jesse said "You know,they sold the M.C. horses."
"I'll be damned.When was that?" I hadn't heard a thing.
"Back in August--100 head and more."

Yeah, the people they come from everywhere
Just to bid on 'em high and low
And thereby own a piece of the legend.
With the cow herd all dispersed the old cavvy she had to go.
Back in August--100 head and more.

So come on boy, run 'em in. We're gonna let this sale begin.
Last of the big remudas of the mightly M.C.
There's horses here for everyone.
Saddle 'em kids let's get her done.
By the time that Oregon sun goes down
This outfit's history--this outfit's history.

So the M.C. crew they rode 'em all
And the people all gathered 'round.
One ol' boy gave two grand for Banjo.
Banjo took his trailer apart
When he tired to load him up for town
Back in August-- 100 head and more.

If you ever have beer at the Aydell Store
Say hi to Chuck and Annie.
They'll show you them big ol' steer heads up there hangin'.
When you ask where have they gone?
Hell, they're gone like the M.C. cavvy
Back in August--100 head and more.

So come on boy, run 'em in. We're gonna let this sale begin.
Last of the big remudas of the mightly M.C.
There's horses here for everyone.
Saddle 'em kids let's get her done.
By the time that Oregon sun goes down
This outfit's history--this outfit's history

We were having a drink at Stockman's
Way out on the sagebrush sea.
Jesse said "You know, they sold the M.C. horses."

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all the men start toward the barn, so Trintiy gets up and goes to see what they got in thar.

[Delmonico]

Trinity hollors, "a pony, Delmonico gots a pony."  As Trinity gets on, Delmonico shovels 3 more big scoops of coal into the fire box of The Steam Traction Engine.

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love
Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day
And if you don't understand him and he don't die young
He'll probly just ride away
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love
Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountian moringin's
Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night
And them that don't know him won't like him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong he's just different
but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

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with Trinity astride the bull and the steam traction engine running a full head of steam,  he throws the PTO in gear

[Delmonico]

As Trinity goes bouncin' around, the phony-graph plays on.

It's the same old tune, fiddle and guitar
Where do we take it from here
Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars
We've been the same way for years
We need to change

Somebody told me when I got to Nashville
Son you finally got it made
Old Hank made it here, we're all sure that you will
But I don't think Hank done it this way
I don't think Hank done it this way

Ten years down the road, making one night stands
Speeding my young life away
Tell me one more time just so I understand
Are you sure Hank done it this way
Did Ol' Hank really do it this way?

I've seen the world with a five piece band
Looking at the back side of me
Singing my songs and one of his now and then
But I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way
No I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way

Take it home