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[Trinity]

Trinity's not worried as he knows his scent will make sure that nothing grows.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster brings out his watering can and sprinkles Trintiy until he is watered down good,  as the seed starts to germanate he feels the seed moving back and forth.

[Forty Rod]

Looks like a new ride at the county fairgrounds.  How fast can we get it goin'?

[Trinity]

<<The Entendres of this are terrible, double or otherwise!>>

Trinity throws himself down to the ground and rubs like a dog in a pile of poop.  Soon the seed is dead and there is no more worry of anything sprouting from his body that shouldn't be.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster comes along and waters Trinity again, since he see's nothing sprouting

[Trinity]

Trinity snatches the water can from Sodbuster's hands and bonks him over the head with it.

[Ozark Tracker]

now look what ya done,  and here he was a bringing over some vegatables for supper.

get some of yer corn squeezings and lets see if we can bring him too

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides in from the Northeast. "Whatchall do ta the sodbuster?"

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster is sitting on the ground.  He sees stars, in the shapes of veggies, spinning all around him. 

[Ozark Tracker]

 

[Trinity]

Trinity's ever present stars take the shape of veggies too, causing Trinity to barf.

[Ozark Tracker]

Then his thoughts return to meat and potato's and he is houngry.

[Trinity]

"Hey Dail!  Is ya back yet?  What's fer dinner?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim hustles into the kitchen with his saddlebags, puts the contents in the icebox, and quickly locks it 'fore Trinity (or his kin) eat it. He gives a key to Del.

[Trinity]

When nobody is looking, Trinity teaches Denise how to pick a lock.  Soon the family is enjoying fresh cheese and sausages.  Well, the family is enjoying a slice of cheese and a hunk of sausage while Trinity enjoys the rest.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ya might know it,  yer expecting him around dark, and what does he do,   shows up at noon.

[Trinity]

"Wail!  Ah got hongry an' come in hair ta find that Sleeeum done locked up tha dern ice box.  Luckily, Ah had mah axe an' tought Deneeese how ta pick a lock, Nofe Car'liner stahl."

[Ozark Tracker]

Boy I tell ya what,  sneaking around here in the middle of the day.

[Trinity]

"Naw!  It were lunch tahm an' Ah was powerful hongry!"

[Ozark Tracker]

And Deneese is pretty good at lock picking ya say,   I might want to babysit her next thursday