Newbrassky

[Ozark Tracker]

Naw she can't drive,  she's just making sure we can lock the lid down. er I mean so it will close securaly

[Delmonico]

10.....9.....8.....7.....6.....5......4.....3.....2.....1  Blast off.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

All right Slim be sure an write, Trinity wants to know iffen there's a Hooters on Mars, doan werry we'll read tha letter to im. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim and the bin land in the Black Hills of Dakota Territory. 

[Ozark Tracker]

since there was no window in the feed bin,  Slim thinks he has landed on a distant star.

he slowly opens the door.

[Delmonico]

Suddenly he is surrounded by strange creatures on some strange 2 wheel devices.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim grabs the mighty 10 and ducks behind the nearest rock to see what the creatures are doing.

[Delmonico]

The creatures on their strange 2 wheeled devices surround Slim.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim feels like a fish in a pond with everybody looking at him,   maybe like a Sturgiss in a bowl

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk pops into the Newbrassky thread carring Arcey's TV remote.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Slim comes screamin' in from the Black Hills being chased by "the creatures on their strange 2 wheeled devices". 

[Arcey]

The eller-funk falls inta Newbrasski afer bein' zapped from Sod Buster Township 'n squishes the Harley people.

Slim now owes his very life to the eller-funk......

[Forty Rod]

Hooinhell made that rocket? 

They can't even SPELL rocket right.  There ain't no B in front an' they left some letters off the back.

Dang dummies.

[Arcey]

There.  Rockettes....



That better?

[Trinity]

That night while laying in the hammock and sipping on a jug of recipe, Trinity calls over to OT in the rocking chair.  "Ah wonner whar Sleeeum is raht now.  Ya 'pose he done made it ta Mars?"

[Ozark Tracker]

He may be close,  I seen a shooting star a while ago,  I hope it were't Slim

[Trinity]

"Didja wish on it.  'Posed ta brang ya luck."

[Trinity]

The monkey comes by looking for a drink and suddenly Trinity realizes why he always looked so familiar. 



"Hey, OT.  Whar didja say ya got tha monkey?  Ah thank he looks lahk Stoney Pete.  Come ta thank about it, he ain' been roun' hair much lately.  Ah wonner!"

[Ozark Tracker]

ya don't reckon

naw

is there a sorcerer around here anywhere,  we may need a spell or something.

[Trinity]

"Naw, Ah don' lahk ta spail.  Don' lahk ta cypher neither.  Ah wonner whar Stoney learnt ta rope sheep so well.  Whar's his dawg?"