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[Delmonico]

This gives Delmonico an idea, he removes the end of the barn and drives The Steam Traction Engine inside and parks it by his workshop.

[Ozark Tracker]

As the traction engine eases into the barn and not seeing Trinity standing or laying in his normal location,  Ozark, sends his dog and monkey rescue team to see if'n Trinity is trapped under the machine. returning without Trinity, Ozark and the dog & Monkey return to the porch and lay down for a short nap. figuring Trinity had went to town last night and just hadn't made it home yet.

[Delmonico]

There is a lot of clangin' and bangin' comin' from the barn.   The chim-knee has red flames comin' out of it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Frankenbird comes a running from the barn with one of them wild eyed looks he gets (ever since Del cut his head off and sewed it back on) a looking for Trinty he runs around the house twice, then stops by the porch and sticks his head under the steps.

[Trinity]

"Whatcha lookin' fer, Frankenbird.  Ah gotta stay under hair cause dail is makin' too much noise.  Ah got me a headache!"

[Delmonico]

The flames turn purple, then blue.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark peeks under the porch when he hears the voice,  oh  I didn't see ya under ther,  Del musta put some bloodhound parts in that bird when he was o operating,

I think Del's a inventin somethin

[Trinity]

"He's been workin' in that thar workshop fer a long tahm.  Ah thank he's just bluffin an' Ah ain' worried no more.  

"Owww!  Kin someone turn off tha sun?  Mah eyes hurt."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out and hitches up the wago,  He goes over to the old dugout and loads it with coal.  He looks over the supply and decides maybe he needs to start being bad early so Santa brings him plenty this year.

[Ozark Tracker]

speaking of Santa Clause,  kid ya see here on this board, there was a santa clause had a birthday, did ya wish him a happy birthday Trinity,,      I ain't a taking no chances,

Happy belated Birthday Santa.

please bring Del plenty of coal fer his sock.

[Trinity]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANTA!!!!! ...  Ow!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Thar!  we should be in  "good standing"  fer this year

[Trinity]

"Whars tha cake?"

[Ozark Tracker]

 

let me see if I can find one of them twinke's left over from the 60's around here

[Trinity]

"It'll still be good.  Do we have a candle?  ... NOT one of Dail's red candles!!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

we still got some of that dynamite fuse, that da sheep tried to blow us up with last time he was here,  we'll just cut off a couple feet of that and stick it in the twinke.

[Trinity]

"Uhhhhhh, who gits ta eat tha twankie?  They ain' enough fer two people, after all."

[Ozark Tracker]

tell ya what I'm a going to do, since I ain't sure if it's from the 50' or 60's  I'll let you have it.

[Chance]

The noise from the Steam Traction Engine is getting louder and louder. Pretty soon the walls of the barn begin to shake. Seems like Del is doin' some very serious inventin'.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes over to the barn and swings the doors open, just in case the animals wanta make a run fer it