Newbrassky

[Chance]

Flossie spies the elerfunk and whispers to Loribelle "How many sausages you reckon we could get from that?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks back ta the ranch after his visit with the Doc. He sees feathers all over the yard. He goes in and retrieve the "Mighty Ten". "Alright ya varmint! Who'z been killin' my layin' hens?!?!?!?" 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "I know but I can't tell, I ain't no Stool Pigeon.  Ya might ask Trinity and Ozark though, they might know."

[Trinity]

"Ah don' know.  They was already daid when Ah et them. 

"Commere Elmer Ah wan' ya ta meat Sleeum.  Sleeum, this hair is Elmer.  He's gonna provide us with some tastey sausages purty soon.  Aintcha Elmer?  "  Elmer looks at Slim then Trinity and nods his head slowly.  Whispering, Trinity adds "Them sausages this mornin' was a mite chewy!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets a large shovel and hands it to Trinity, "you claim him, you keep the dooryard clean."

[Trinity]

Trinity hands the shovel back.  "Ain' gonna be enough tahm.  C'mon Elmer, foller me."

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes walking into the yard carring a letter,  Trinity we has done got invited to a dinner, down to the local lodge, Order of the Armadillos,  said they was a needing new members so they was a gonna have a big feed,  I told em we'd be there and bring our eating teeth with us.

[Trinity]

"They gonna serve up Lone Star Beer?"

[Ozark Tracker]

yea they gonna have them long necks,  and they gonna sing they theme song, 

they may even have ole Jerry Jeff there to help sing.

I wanna go home with the armadillo.
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene.
The friendliest people and the prettiest women
you've ever seen.


Well, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and moved to Arizona,
now I know why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor
that the English sense of humor
is drier than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes,
and you can bet your boots,
that I'm leavin' just as fast as I can.

Chorus;
I wanna go home with the armadillo.
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene.
The friendliest people and the prettiest women
you've ever seen.

Well it's cold over here, and I swear,
I wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that English girl,
I promised I would meet on the third floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I got,
is a smoke and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
to be home in a Texas bar.

Chorus

Well, I decided that, I'd get my cowboy hat
and go down to Marble Arch Station.
'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances,
and chances will be takin, now that's for sure.
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' a prize,
that some people call manly footwear.
And they said you're from down South,
and when you open your mouth,
you always seem to put your foot there.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  We used to play that at midnite on New Years Eve and sing along.  Why?  Beats me, but we did.>

[Ozark Tracker]

it's kinda like singing along with  Bye, Bye miss American pie,  it just seems like the thing to do at the time.

[Forty Rod]

HEY, THERE'S A GREAT BIG OLD HAIRY MONSTER IN MY GARDEN.  IT'S PULLIN' UP CARROTS WITH IT'S TAIL AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHERE IT'S SHOVIN' 'EM!!!

[Ozark Tracker]

we'd better check that out, he was supposed to be with Trinity,   he may a done stuck Trinity in there.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "all I know is that Trinity is 'sposed to clean up after him, look at the door yard."

[Trinity]

Trinity walks back from the express office with a smile on his face.  "That ol' Ailmer is on his way to tha Silver Crick Sleeum Coun'y meat packin' plan'.  We's gonna have us a right good amount of sausages by month's end!  Mmmmmmm!

"Dail, don't you worry none 'bout tha yard.  Them birds is gonna clean it up." 

[Ozark Tracker]

I hope ya tolt em to save one of them roast cuts, and maybe sugar cure a ham.

[Trinity]

"Oooooh, good idear!  Write that down an' Ah'll take it down to that express office an' have it tellygraphed ta Silver Crick Sleeeeum Coun'y.  As it stands, Ah only sent tha critter to Sleeeum.  He knows that Ah'd wan' sausage."

[Delmonico]

We could send Tom back and get another one, we could make ellefunk stew.   I have a recipe.   It's in many of my cookbooks.

[Chance]

These elephunks is a lot better'n chickens cos they's four folks can have a leg 'stead of just two!

[DArchangel]

Del gona need a second chuck wagon just to haul that ham.