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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Slim, I hope at least one of them buckets had soapy water,  and that last bucket ourta have a little of that ode co lone,  you know that good smelling stuff
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

Delmonico starts to set up something in the door yard, first a flat table, then poles and a cover and then some wooden horses.  He Hooks the drive belt to his Steam Traction Engine and throws the PTO.  The Care-ee-sell goes round and round. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Trinity wakes up.  Realizing he is clean, he passes out again.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

Monkey comes down off the roof where he had been watching everything,  walks out in the yard gathers up a handful of dust.  walks back over to Trinity and throws iit in his face,  then stands back
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Trinity jolts awake.  Feeling more himself, he says to the Monkey:  "Thanks Monkey.  Whew!  Ah don' know what Ah would do without yer hailp.  Them other folk jus' thank its funny, but Ah shore ...."

Trinity suddenly hears the sounds of Delmonico's carousel and jumps up and runs over to it and jumps up and down.  The monkey follows.

"Oooooooh!  Ah wanna ride tha green horse, Ah wanna ride tha green horse!!!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

As the carousel starts and stops, Trinity squeels with delight and the monkey is on the horse right behind him.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

Seeing Trinity having so much fun, the rest of the fellars at the ranch climb on the carousel, as Del turns on the lights and music,   coal oil powered I reckon.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Trinity sings along:

"Do Do DoDoDoDo Do Do Doooo Dooooo!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Delmonico shovels some more coal in and soon the steam pressure starts to rise.  Delmonico doesn't notice cause he's over makin' one a them steam powered coffees along the side.  The care-eee-sell starts spinnin' so fast it takes off into the air. :o  Delmonico sees it goin' over head, doen't reconize it and panics and runs an hides in the cellar, thinkin' the blue plattes is after him again. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

Seeing Del come running past hollerin sumthin bout Blue Plates, Irish runs and gets Slim's Mighty 10 and runs out onto the porch.  He sees a large round object spinnin overhead with an eerie "Do Do DoDoDoDo Do Do Doooo Dooooo!" sound coming from it.  Irish fire sboth barrels of the Mighty 10 then picks hisself offa tha ground and reloads.
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Ozark Tracker

The care-eee-sell sails through the air and lands in the  lake by the race track, having enought wood in it to float, it settles down and spins around the lake with the wind. a boat is used all summer to get back and forth. people come from miles around to ride it and swim and boat, 

the first water park is born.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Silver Creek Slim

Slim sits in a chair on the porch and shakes his head while sipping coffee.  ;D
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

A disemboweled voice from the cellar says, "is it safe yet?"
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

Slim yells toward the cellar, "As far as I can see." Which is not very far 'cuz the the porch roof.  ;D
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

Delmonico comes out of the cellar, "That was a close one."

He sees what has really happened, shrugs his shoulders, backs the fire in The Steam Traction Engine and goes into the workshop again. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Trinity comes to on the river bank with several pieces of buckshot in his backside and a scratch on his forhead.  He has no idea what just happened, or where he is.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Silver Creek Slim

"Tom, I think ya got one. It landed by the Dismal."  ;D
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Lucky Irish Tom

Slim, ya reckon we should saddle up an go check it out?  Mebbe they won't bother Del no more if we show em they aint wanted!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 12, 2006, 02:34:34 PM
Slim, ya reckon we should saddle up an go check it out?  Mebbe they won't bother Del no more if we show em they aint wanted!

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