Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1830334 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #6700 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:49:31 PM »

"Bird Thang! Git back hair righch now!!" Hearing Trinity's stern command, the strange chicken returns to the ranch with head lowered and the truck still tied to its neck.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6701 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:53:18 PM »

The bird holds to Trinity's ever word, he seems almost hymotized by the voice. the bird responds to Trinity's ever command. he's almost like a hunting falcon, cepting he stands abut 4 ft tall and kant fly.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6702 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:55:18 PM »

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6703 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:57:57 PM »

he probaly needed some of them high preformance spark plugs and ethyl gas

Trinity · « **Reply #6704 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 12, 2006, 05:55:18 PM

<Authors Note, I had a friend in highs chool that had a Falcon Station Wagon, with its 6 cylinder and automatic transmission it couldn't fly either,>

<<Arthurs note: I used to eat ice cream at Highs ice cream parlor in Danville

>>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6705 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:02:31 PM »

was that won of them 21 flavors place

Trinity · « **Reply #6706 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:03:31 PM »

Seeing how the bird has taken to him, Trinity puts him to work:

"Bird Thang, go git me an' OT a jug o' Korn." "Bird Thang, go git us a plate o' steaks." "Bird Thang, go brang us another jug."

Delmonico · « **Reply #6707 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:04:49 PM »

Delmonico looks out of the kitchen window, "Ok you can keep him Trinity, but don't let him eat no mulberry's."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6708 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:06:28 PM »

Trinity, whar is that sheep skirt you had when Del had the eating place? it'd look good on that bird with the hare cut it's got.

Trinity · « **Reply #6709 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on June 12, 2006, 06:02:31 PM

was that won of them 21 flavors place

<<Naw, they had lots of flavors, but it wasn't a Baskin Robins. My favorite flavor was Fudge Ripple. I think I had another favorite with caramel, but that was a long time ago.>>

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on June 12, 2006, 06:06:28 PM

Trinity, whar is that sheep skirt you had when Del had the eating place? it'd look good on that bird with the hare cut it's got.

"That weren't me. Sleeum had that thang, but Ah'll bet he don' have it no more. Ah thank he burnt it up."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6710 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 12, 2006, 06:11:20 PM

. My favorite flavor was Fudge Ripple.

Mmmmmmmmmmm fudge anything

Delmonico · « **Reply #6711 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:16:59 PM »

"He did, but I had spares."

Trinity · « **Reply #6712 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:19:18 PM »

"Bird Thang, git outta that mulberry bush an' go git us some hot fudge from Dail!"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #6713 on:** June 12, 2006, 10:11:48 PM »

Sod Buster returns to his Soddy after a satisfying day watching the Coyotes teach their young pups how to kill sheep. Sod Buster did keep a watchful eye on them just in case they decided to try thier luck on one of Litl' Rooster's calves......they didn't. They are free to kill as many sheep <spit> as they want.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #6714 on:** June 13, 2006, 03:37:53 AM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on June 12, 2006, 10:11:48 PM

Sod Buster returns to his Soddy after a satisfying day watching the Coyotes teach their young pups how to kill sheep. Sod Buster did keep a watchful eye on them just in case they decided to try thier luck on one of Litl' Rooster's calves......they didn't. They are free to kill as many sheep <spit> as they want.

Marshall watchers as nemitodes strangle Sodbusters Plants, especially His Corn. There be sprse squeezings this year.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6715 on:** June 13, 2006, 08:59:13 AM »

Delmonico goes to the shop and gets his new invention, it attaches to the steam traction engine which is fired up and ready. After several hours driving he reaches Sod Busters place and put in the PTO clutch and sprays his corn crop, killin' the Neemi-toads. As he heads back he runs over several sheep, alas even when dried in the sun, no one will want to toss them, like the F.R.I.S.B.E.E. (Flattened Racoon In Sun Become's Exciting Entertainment)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6716 on:** June 13, 2006, 09:39:37 AM »

Trinity, who has been keeping his bird out of Del's mulberry bush, decides to speriment with the plants pulls out his pocket knife and creates, to the dismay of everyone, a topiary art creation.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6717 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:42:29 PM »

Delmonico gets back to the Ranch With No Name and sees Trinity's artwork. Since the Steam Traction Engine is hot and runnin' a chain on it's draw bar takes care of the problem.

Delmonico banks the fire anf goes to the workshop and locks the door.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #6718 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:51:40 PM »

Why didn't I ever think of something like that. I've had neighbors I'd love to have annoyed.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #6719 on:** June 13, 2006, 06:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 13, 2006, 08:59:13 AM

Delmonico goes to the shop and gets his new invention, it attaches to the steam traction engine which is fired up and ready. After several hours driving he reaches Sod Busters place and put in the PTO clutch and sprays his corn crop, killin' the Neemi-toads. As he heads back he runs over several sheep, alas even when dried in the sun, no one will want to toss them, like the F.R.I.S.B.E.E. (Flattened Racoon In Sun Become's Exciting Entertainment)

Oh did Ah mention Dem Neemi-toads are not subject to sprayes.

Even Annie-Lea would not run over Sheep. Darn Dust in eyes.

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