Newbrassky

[Camille Eonich]

Camille slowly wakes up to find herself sitting on the ground under a huge tree.

I have got to quit eating before I sleep.  I just had the strangest dream.


About that time she hears a shrill scream coming from the direction of the barn. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico leaves the barn, lockin' it as he leaves.  He goes to the dugout where he stores the coal and brings several wheelbarrows full to the Steam Traction Engine and fills it with water.  He opens the fire box and starts a fire of wood, addin' coal as the fire gets hotter.

[Delmonico]

As he fires up the Steam Traction Engine a pitiful sobbin' can be heard from the barn.

[Trinity]

"Lemme go, dern you!  LEMME GO!  Ah promise, Ah won' never tawlk 'bout yer squarsh glop agin!"




<<Shrill?  Just how shrill??>>

[Delmonico]

<Whisper on: Just keep crankin' the Phony-Graph, put on the wax cylinder with the blood curdling scream next, I think I've got them beliving it.>

Delmonico runs the Traction Engine down to the barn and runs the drive belt through the window, he goes in and locks the door behind him.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico whispers to Trinity as they eat their supper, "Crank up the fony-graf again, Cammie's peekin' in."

[Trinity]

Trinity starts cranking.  "What is we doin' Dail?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico whispers to Trinity as they eat their supper, "Crank up the fony-graf again, Cammie's peekin' in."

'Look out Cammie, Dell's cooking up a Bushwhack fer Ya.

[Delmonico]

Nope for the sheepherder, Delmonico takes a large gooseberry bush from the workshop and whacks the sheepherder 40 times.

Delmonico gave the sheepherder 40 whacks,
When he seen what he had done
He gave him another to make it 41.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Nope for the sheepherder, Delmonico takes a large gooseberry bush from the workshop and whacks the sheepherder 40 times.

Delmonico gave the sheepherder 40 whacks,
When he seen what he had done
He gave him another to make it 41.

Ye--owwww!



Jes fer that You get none of My Grandma's Secret Gooseberry jellie.

[Trinity]

Trinity's arm is very tired by now, but the cylinder is still spinning.  This is the most work Trinity has done in over five years and he doesn't even know why he's doing it.

[Delmonico]

Note; We reached page 666 in Newbrassky on 6/6/06.

[Camille Eonich]

Note; We reached page 666 in Newbrassky on 6/6/06.

One problem there...today is the 7th.

[Trinity]

"He had me confused thar." 

[Delmonico]

Oh, thats right it was yesterday they was talkin' bout that on the radio.

Neeever Mind.

[Trinity]

<<Oh well, while we are on Satan's page, we should do something evil >>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico grabs his rag and can of turpintine and turpintines Trinity again.     He laughs as Trinity runs out of the barn and scoots accross the grass like a dog with an itchy butt.

[Camille Eonich]

<<Oh well, while we are on Satan's page, we should do something evil >>

I ain't touchin that with a ten foot pol.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the Dismal to cut Cammie a 12 foot pole.

[Camille Eonich]

12 ain't gonna verk either