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[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into the kitchen after workin' fer several hours on his coal oil computor, he gets a snack and sees that everyone has went to bed.   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has been up fer a couple hours makin' breakfast.  Since he was the last one to bed he figgers someone else would be up by now.   With ham and eggs and coffee ready and know one to eat it, Delmonico gives it all but what he eats to Duke.   

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim is glad to see everyone got back safely and they didn't spend all the money in one place. "By the by, Del, that fellar was singin' about cars. What are they?  "   

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim jumps on Duke and wrastles him fer some breakfast. Duke and Slim are biting each other to see who gets breakfast. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinity, when I was up to town, I also picked up a new shotgun for Slim, I know he's got the mighty 10 but with all them girls he's a raising I figured he might need one with alittle more powder in it to fight them boys off when they get al little older.

<Arthur's note: I think that might do the trick.  >

[Ozark Tracker]

here's the first one he carved it out of a tree that them arborist's left.. thought it might be good for floating out on a pond.  but when he got it in big water he had to jump out and swim back to shore,  I reckon it floated plumb across the ocean, Might have ended up in Germany or somwhere like that. don't know what they might do with  it.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

With everyone safely back at the Ranch With No Name the daily routine settles in again.  Irish comes downstairs to see Slim rasslin with Duke fer breffest, Irish just gets some more fixins and makes a fresh batch a eggs, ham, n biscuits and eats it while he watches the show.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico takes his new Winchester single shot with the 10X  Zeiss scope out and shows it to Slim, the double-set triggers really make it nice.    He fills the belt with loaded rounds, the 3 1/4 cases really look cool.  But before he leaves just to show he can be a nice fella, he leaves 2 boxes of 22 WCF rounds outside the kitchen window for the window peekin' sheepherder and his Low-Wall carbine.

[Trinity]

Trinity, when I was up to town, I also picked up a new shotgun for Slim, I know he's got the mighty 10 but with all them girls he's a raising I figured he might need one with alittle more powder in it to fight them boys off when they get al little older.

"Ah like them foot pedals what fer ta cock that thang.   Ver' nahce indeed!"

what are you thinking?  your betting a whole jug on a horse race.  You must really think he's a good n

"Oh!  Ah thought Ah could bet on tha cherry-ot, not tha horse.  Ah bet on a raid cherry-ot, not a raid horse.  Wif mah luck, thar prolly ain' gonna be a ches'nit horse attall an Ah lose!"

[Trinity]

While Slim and Duke are staring each other down, Trinity reaches in and takes all the bacon away.  All that's left is firm egg whites and a mud of yellows and dirt from the ranchers boots.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity, I think litl rooster has a couple of them race horses out in the side pasture, lets go get em and hook up to your chariot.  if n you can learn the secert word for run, we'll send out a flyer for a race next sunday,  over at the new lake.  that thing is full of water and a great big ole lake,

[Trinity]

LOS!!!!   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets back from his trip in the hills with an anter-lope across his saddle.  While Slim and Duke are still fightin' over breakfast, Delmonico starts supper.

[Trinity]

"Ya want some potted meat wif bbq sauce?"

[Delmonico]

"Nope, no potted meat and not yer BBQ sauce, I'm a gonna grill these anter-lope steaks right here on my cast iron grill and I'm gonna use "Delmonico's Musk Thistle BBG Sauce" on it."   

"Tejicans ain't gonna be the only ones to use pasture weeds in their BBQ.  Fact is tommorow I's gonna go out and get a wagon load of sand burrs and expand the line."

[Sod Buster]

Ozark has picked up a new implement to make sodbusters work a little easier.  it's got some of them new fangled tires.

Sod Buster is still studin' this new "implement" that Ozark brought over.  He has always had a walk-behind plow.  This one has a seat for ridin'.  What would his daddy back in ol' Virginny say if he know his son was sittin' down on the job?  What will the neighbors say when the see him ridin' instead of walking behind the mules?  He decides to try it out tomorrow and see.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

After seeing how entertaining the rasslin between Duke and Slim was Irish decides he needs to tellygraf his friend back East, who is a fight promoter, with the idea fer a rasslin match, Del mumbles something about it would be more fun if they wuz wearin costumes.  Irish decides to add Del's suggestion to the idea.  Irish hears Del mumblin about makin more cookin sauce from sandburs and says if yer gonna sell it back East it'll need a slogan like, "Del's Simmerin Sandbur BBQ Sauce, it'll stick to yer ribs!" 

[Delmonico]

Good idea fer the sauce slogan.  As fer 'rasslin' costume, Slim can wear the poodle skirt.

[Stoney Pete]

Awakened by the rucus Stoney arrived just in time to see Trinity steal the bacon.   He head to the smoke house and gets some more. 

Stoney cooks fresh eggs and is carefull to avoid the brawl tween Duke and Slim.

He head out to the porch for some peace and quiet.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hitches up the wagon, puts on heavy boots, chaps and heavy gloves and heads out to pick sandburrs for his "Sandburr BBQ Sauce."