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[Delmonico]

Delmonico has been preparing and repairing his ballon all day and has now got the high-dre-gin generator running again, airy-al observations of the flat grass fee-non-e-men is in order.

As he's working into the evening he also here the illogical song, it strikes fear into Delmonico because he has heard that voice before, the booming voice that whines about every thing being illogical.  It is illocical that someone can whine so much about things being illogical.  Delmonico fears he is here and hoillors, "Slim, load up the Mighty 10 with buckshot, that sounds to me like the logical thing to do.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim grabs the old and new "Mighty Tens". "Thunk, thunk!" He hands one to Del. "Thunk, thunk!" 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico graps the shotgun in one hand and Slim's collar in the other.  He drags Slim into the wicker basket of the balloon and releases the mooring rope.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Stoney Pete]

The scream wakes Stoney from his slumber.  He runs out on the porch just in time to see Slim and Del begin to rise in the basket.

"Well...at least it ain't one of them Blue plates."

[Delmonico]

Out over the flattened grass, they can see a design, the design is rather strange, it is of a man.   A man with a hair cut that looks like it was cut with a bowl.   The man has strange eyebrows, but most strange is that his ears come to a point at the top.

As the ballon heads back, Delmonico remembers the face of the man with the pointy ears, it is the man who was singing the song last night.   Delmonico shudders, thinkin' he could have bought that one by mistake when he was lookin' at wax cylinders for the fonygraph.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish walks out of the barn in time to see Del and Slim floating away in the balloon,Slim screaming like a sireeen.  Irish nods to Stoney and walks into the kitchen to see if there's any coffee.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Slim as the land, "Despite the fact this looks like a laundry basket Slim, don'r be leavin' yer soiled drawers in it."

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico moors the balloon and heads into the kitchen to make breakfast.  Twenty minutes later he looks out the window and Slim is still standin' in the basket, eyes closed screamin'.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Slim opens his eyes and notices the basket is on the ground. He leaps outta the basket and kisses the ground. He, then, proceeds into the house to change his drawers. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

As Slim passes through the kitchen, even Trinity takes notice.  Irish shakes hiz haid an sez, He musta stepped in somthin!

[Trinity]

*sniff* *sniff*  "Pewwww!  What is that smail?"   

Trinity suddenly recalls something from the previous evening and runs into the kitchen to Delmonico.  "Dail!  Ah 'member somethin' that singin' feller tolt me.  He said his name was Mister Stop... or sumpin like that.  Does that soun' familiar?  He also tolt me that where he comes from they sang a song called: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Earth"

[Delmonico]

"That's Logical.  I know he's also involed on some sort of Enterprise, but I don't remember what."

[Trinity]

I think his Enterprise is federated, right?

[Delmonico]

"think he said sumthin' about that, somethin about cling ons also, tolt him to use a page out a the Sears and Roebuck cataloge."

[Trinity]

"That was good advice.  I hate when them cling ons get all itchy! "

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I saw thet feller, as I wuz comin thru tha barn he said beam me.  Bein tha obligin sort I iz I whacked im wif a 4x4!

[Delmonico]

"That was logical." 

[Trinity]

"He meant to beam him up, not out"