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[Trinity]

Trinity had already done that and was working on his nose hairs.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster walks into the saloon and sees what Trinity is up to. 


He leaves and heads over to the hotel for a steak dinner and to find a bath.  He had smelled too many sheep today.

[litl rooster]

Sod Buster with a pocket full of money and Trinty with a snort full of city likker, and both in town.  I see an Arrest warrant being issued soon

[Sod Buster]

On the way to the bath, Sod Buster sees something in the store window that he needs for his bath.....

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

As the Frumpy Fairy Godmother heads down Main Street in her surrey, Claire suddenly stands up and leaps out onto the ground. Daisy is hot after her and they both disappear into the saloon.

Claire comes to a screeching halt when she finds Trinity. He smells right, but doesn't look right, so she stands there with her hackles up and starts to bark hysterically. Not wanting to be left out, Daisy joins in the racket.

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother tethers Betty to a post and goes to look for the dogs. She hesitates when she finds they are in a saloon.

[Trinity]

"Wail, hey thar girls!  Whatcha doin in town?" asks Trinty as he reaches down to bet the rambunctous duo.  "Whar is yer puppies?"  Claire and Daisy just stare at him and bark. 

Seeing the FFG peering inside, Trinity waves jerks his hand up to hail her inside and spills his whiskey.  The dogs sniff at it but back away.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"DAISY!! CLAIRE!! Stop that!" When the Frumpy Fairy Godmother yells, the dogs quiet down, but they stay near Trinity. Embarassed for yelling and even more embarrassed for yelling outside a saloon of all places, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's face turns a bright shade of red. She twiddles her fingertips by way of greeting to Trinity, but doesn't enter.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish had ridden into Town to see if any one had seen the flying plate carrying Delmonico and the Corned Beef.  After being ridiculed by the Townfolk and having the Sheriff threaten to throw him in jail as a troublemaker Irish decides to get drunk.  As he heads over to the Saloon he sees the FFg walk up to the Bat wings and holler "DAISY!" "CLAIRE!" and then turns red as Irish walks up beside her, he looks in and sees Trinity and his eyes get real big and then he tugs on FFg's sleeve and then points at Trinity's head.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives a sheepish smile to Irish Tom, then turns to look where he is pointing. "Oh my lands, what happened to Trinity's face? Did the flying plates get him, too?"

[Trinity]

Trinity blushes and says: "Yeah, <chuckle> Maw always said mah eye brows were the most fetchin' thang 'bout me."

[litl rooster]

Slim please pass the paper towels back.

[Delmonico]

While every one is in town a blue light comes down from the sky and drops Delmonico near the front porch, but the corned beef is off to the far reaches of the solar system.

[litl rooster]

about a hour out from the ranch, I see a blue glow cut thru the clouds then disappearing again. I snap the reins to get the team to step up. Could it be the flying plates return to steal more of Delmonico's winters stores?

[Trinity]

Someone comes to the saloon to try to tell Trinity that Delmonico is back, but he is currently passed out, lying crumpled in the sawdust.  Claire and Daisy have already gone back with the FFG to look after their puppies.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico changes into proper clothes and hangs his backward night shirt on the porch.   He looks over the groceries and arranges some more in the panty and the cellar.   He puts the cans of maple syrup that look like a log cabin around the pantry to make a small village.  

The saltine crackers from The National Biscuit company are in a nice pastboard box with the crackers wrapped it four sections with waxed paper.  No more stale ones from a barrel.      there is both cocoa powder and cooking choc-o-lite in bars.    There is even some bars of eatin' chock-o-lite in the stores, imported from Switzerland.   These he'll save and give to Slim when he's headed to a gunfight.   But this time he'll know to not put it in his pocket and let it melt.

There arer also several bottles of vannilla extract, these are loocked in his safe to keep Irish Tom and Trinity from drinkin' along with the lemon, orange, anise, pepper mint and other extracts.

There is a case of canned Vienna Sausage's, canned green beans, 'maters, peaches, peas and of course Trinity's favorite, corn.  There is a barrel of brown sugar and a 100 pound bag of refined sugar, and a 25 pound bag of confectioner's sugar. 

With the groceries put away, Delmonico goes out to see what he can do with the windmill.  He goes to the shop and gets a three inch wide roll of 'Rawhide on a roll" (pioneer duct tape)  with this he patches up the windmill much better.

He then goes into his office and gets Slim's present, since he does the milching Delmonico got him some "Udder Butter on a Rope" that way he can hang one round his neck before milchin'.  (The Cally-for-ia cheese folks don't know it but real happy cows don't have chapped teats. )

Finished up with that he heads to his room to take a nap.

[Trinity]

Delmonico changes into proper clothes and hangs his backward night shirt on the porch.   He looks over the groceries and arranges some more in the panty and the cellar.   He puts the cans of maple syrup that look like a log cabin around the pantry to make a small village.  

The saltine crackers from The National Biscuit company are in a nice pastboard box with the crackers wrapped it four sections with waxed paper.  No more stale ones from a barrel.      there is both cocoa powder and cooking choc-o-lite in bars.    There is even some bars of eatin' chock-o-lite in the stores, imported from Switzerland.   These he'll save and give to Slim when he's headed to a gunfight.   But this time he'll know to not put it in his pocket and let it melt.

There arer also several bottles of vannilla extract, these are loocked in his safe to keep Irish Tom and Trinity from drinkin' along with the lemon, orange, anise, pepper mint and other extracts.

There is a case of canned Vienna Sausage's, canned green beans, 'maters, peaches, peas and of course Trinity's favorite, corn.  There is a barrel of brown sugar and a 100 pound bag of refined sugar, and a 25 pound bag of confectioner's sugar. 

With the groceries put away, Delmonico goes out to see what he can do with the windmill.  He goes to the shop and gets a three inch wide roll of 'Rawhide on a roll" (pioneer duct tape)  with this he patches up the windmill much better.

He then goes into his office and gets Slim's present, since he does the milching Delmonico got him some "Udder Butter on a Rope" that way he can hang one round his neck before milchin'.  (The Cally-for-ia cheese folks don't know it but real happy cows don't have chapped teats. )

Finished up with that he heads to his room to take a nap.

WHERE are you doing the arranging??

Never mind, maybe I don't need to know.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

When Trinity passes out on the floor of the saloon, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother sighs. She gives a nod and a small smile to Sod Buster, whom she has yet to meet, then looks to Irish Tom. "See that he gets back safely, all right?"

Claire and Daisy recognize Trinity once he's passed out. They jump on him and lick the mustache wax from his eyebrows and nose hairs, then go running to the Frumpy Fairy Godmother when she clicks at them. She strides off to get the thread she needs.

After a nice lunch and a little more shopping, she places her parcels in the surrey and heads back to the Ranch With No Name.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Complying with the FFg's wishes Irish loads up the comatose Trinity and heads back to the Ranch.  He pulls in the yard and heads for tha Barn noting tha Del is back.  Onc ehe takes care of Trinity he'll have to ask Del about them funny plate thingy's.

[Delmonico]

"Ya don't want to know Tom, they probe ya in places ya ought not be probed.  They didn't feed me for four days and then they tried to  make me try to eat green, orange, yaller and red gelatine cubes,  they stick needles in yer arms and tubes in yer arms, they even stick tubes in yer nose. They e
got strange machins with lights they hook up ta ya that make weird noises.   And worst of all they is always askin' 'bout yer poop!


"And since you was a was gallivantin' round town I had to arrange things all by my self." 

Suddenly from out of no where the sound of a Phil-harmonica Orc-er-strar floods in to the room, it is "The William Tell Over-ture.  And with the The Lone Arranger goes to his office.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Here's the paper towels, litl rooster.  >

Slim goes to Del's door and says, "Good ta see the flying plate broughtcha back. Did they do much probing?'