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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The corners of the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's mouth twitch with suppressed laughter as she gives Slim a greeting hug, then she helps him with the cheese and gets more gauze for Delmonico. She somehow manages to not say a word.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Thanks fer the hug and the help, ma'am." He pours himself a cup of coffee and sits at the table to wait fer the explanation of Del's wounds. 

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

  Brazos walks into the kitchen sees everybody looking at Del.  "Whats this I hear about Del peddleing his #@&% all over the place.    I didn't think men did that sort of thing?  What did ya all do, beat him senseless for such misbegotten behavior? 


"Mind if I have a little of that Cheese Slim, I been out lookin' fer the gold Trintiy says is in these parts?  Brazos looks at all the bumps, bruises, and blood tinged gause on Del.  "Might sorry to see you all banged up Del, what is that thing all bent up out in the yard?

[Delmonico]

It was my Velocipede till it got wrecked.  And sorry pard, the only gold in these parts is in Trinity's poop.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Sure, Brazos, ya can have as much cheese as ya want. But, too much might need the Del treatment."   

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's voice is quiet as she looks at the mess.

"Do you think we could fix the Veloci...thing?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I bet Trinity could "fix" it." 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"No, I meant fix it so a person could ride it." She speaks a little sharply, then quiets again. "That is, if a person would want to."

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

"OHhhhh," says Brazos, "guess i got the meanin's mixed up, ha" . "sorry Del to add to your hurtin'.  That latest contraption looks a might hard to ride, and I guess it is by the looks of Del."

Braozos moseys over to the Ice Box and cuts himself a chunk of cheese.  "FFG you hinting that you'd like a crack at riding that machine?"  Brazos eyes FFG, "why with your special power and that twinkly dust of your'n, you could do it!"

"Hey, I bet with a alittle dust, you could make it like new again!"

[Delmonico]

"I was doin' fine till Trinity posted that I fell down, that was not in my plan.   Wait till my road drag gets here, we'll see how far Trinity will stretch."

[Delmonico]

<Author note, Delmonico takes the velocipede to the barn and fixes it.  The FFg puts on a proper pair of bloomers and goes ridin' down the road, hopin' Trinity don't post that she fell down.>

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

She starts off a little wobbly and nearly crashes a time or two, but then catches the hang of it and goes pedaling down the road, hair and hairpins flying in her wake. She isn't really good at turns, though, and it takes her nearly an acre of ground to make the turn to come back up the road. Halfway up the road to the house, she sees the gents on the porch. With a sudden awareness that they might have a view of her bloomers, she hops off the velocipede and walks it back to the house.

Her cheeks are rosy, her smile is a mile wide.

"That was fun!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"That was good, FFg. But, I think I'd get hurt worse by that contraption than from Widder Maker." 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Aw, Slim, it's fun, try it! I'll help hold it steady for you to start." Holding the velocipede with one hand, she beckons him with the other.

[Delmonico]

<Authors note, bloomers ain't the same as pantaloons, bloomers is outside wear and proper for ladies playin' tennis or ridin' velocipedes.>

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Author's note: They may have been proper for most ladies, but not for the Frumpy Fairy Godmother. So there. >

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: I'm gonna tell the Moderator ya stuck yer tongue out at me.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim stands on the porch with his eyes big as saucers. "I don't know about this." 

<Arthur's note 1: Quit stickin' yer tongues out. A passenger pigeon might dive bomb yer tongues.>
<Arthur's note 2: What brand of velocipede is this? So, I can post a pic.>

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: What ever kind ya want Slim. >

[Delmonico]