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[Scattered Thumbs]

Having been greeted by no one else but Daisy the dog. William Dalton hops back to the Studebaker and drives away, resuming the search for his brothers.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at the Sudebaker wagon (dark green with red trim) leavin' and decides he's gonna have to yell at his waitress for not jumpin' to task and helpin' customers.

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Delmonico]

As Slim is rumaging around in the kitchen he is grabbed from behind, next thing he knows he's on the porch wearin' a Poodle skirt and roller skates and has a notebook and pencil in the pocket of his skirt.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Slim runs to his room to change outta the skeery outfit. 

[Stoney Pete]

Stoney is awakend by the screem and opens his eyes just in time to see slim go by in a skirt and wearing boots the got wheels on them.

Suddenly afraid he runs to his room and locks himself in.

[Delmonico]

With Slim and Stoney Pete safley holed up in their rooms, Delmonico takes some mineral spirits and cleans up the melted wax.

He puts on another cylinder and gives it a crank.

back in the saddle again, out where a friend is a friend,
Where the long horn cattle feed on the lonely jimson weed
I'm back in the saddle again.
Ridin' the range once more, totin' my old forty-four,
Where you sleep out every night and the only law is right,
Back in the saddle again.

Whoopi ti yi yo, rockin' to a fro, back in the saddle again
Whoopi ti yi  yea, I'll go my own way
Back in the saddle again.

[Russ T Chambers]

I think Del might like this Studebaker more! 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

When Slim stops screaming and catches his breath in his room, he can see a small, rectangular box on his bed. The box has a bright blue bow that matches one of the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's dresses.

When he opens the box there is a small note: "For one use only." There is a smile scrawled under the words. Inside the box, under the note, is a six inch long, tapered bamboo wand.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim changes into his regular clothes. He has a real good idea who dressed him in the skeery outfit. So, he picks up the bamboo wand and waves it towards Del's room. Del is turned into:

[Delmonico]

And little Bo Peep wonders what Slim has done with his/her sheep.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets changed and gets his coal oir computor fired up, he sends an BW-Mail (barbed wire) to Montana to one Wallace McRae and tells his what Slim has done.   

In a few minutes a reply comes.

What does Reincarnation mean?"
A cowpoke asked his friend.
His pal replied, "It happens when
Yer life has reached its end.
They comb yer hair, and warsh yer neck,
And clean yer fingernails,
And lay you in a padded box
Away from life's travails."

"The box and you goes in a hole,
That's been dug into the ground.
Reincarnation starts in when
Yore planted 'neath a mound.
Them clods melt down, just like yer box,
And you who is inside.
And then yore just beginnin' on
Yer transformation ride."

"In a while, the grass'll grow
Upon yer rendered mound.
Till some day on yer moldered grave
A lonely flower is found.
And say a hoss should wander by
And graze upon this flower
That once wuz you, but now's become
Yer vegetative bower."

"The posy that the hoss done ate
Up, with his other feed,
Makes bone, and fat, and muscle
Essential to the steed,
But some is left that he can't use
And so it passes through,
And finally lays upon the ground
This thing, that once wuz you."

"Then say, by chance, I wanders by
And sees this upon the ground,
And I ponders, and I wonders at,
This object that I found.
I thinks of reincarnation,
Of life and death, and such,
And come away concludin': 'Slim,
You ain't changed, all that much.'"


And with that I have called Slim Hoss Poop.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads out to the kitchen and fixs him and Duke a steak apiece.  He notices that Slim's horse is gone.      "Well Duke, ya spose we made Slim mad, he done left fer home with out tellin' us by."

[Delmonico]

With every one either gone or dead (litl rooster ) Delmonico gets bored and fires up his coal oil computor and sends and order and has it shipped Over Night Pony Express.

As he shuts down his computor he says "Duke the phoney-graf is fun, but we need something else also."

[litl rooster]

Author's note ( litl' rooster is too busy wiping up coffee and laughing at Little- Bo-Del-Snid to make a proper responce.)




Author's Note#2  Wallace McCrae is another good ole Montanian Cattleman/Sheepman and Banker and Cowboy/Poet

[Delmonico]

<Author's note:  I would have taken a PO8try class in High Skool if'n they'd a offered Cowboy PO8try.  Instead I got my English requirment as far as electives by takin' Drama classes.  Also more useful that most English classes.  Got my butt in dutch with an English teacher that was as old as dirt. This was some required class,.  We read a really stupid boring book she asked each of us to tell why we thought the author wrote it.  I said cause his wife told him if he didn't make some money soon, he'd have to get a job.

[Delmonico]

Duke comes up and looks at Delmonico with those sad eyes, Delmonico decides the heck with the FFg and her orders, there ain't anyone home but Duke and him.  They'll listen to some more Hank and then they'll go look for the buzzards and see if they find where litl rooster is.

:
There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm cryin' for you,dear
you are on my lonely mind.
Into these last nine beers
I have shed a million tears.
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
until I'm petrified.
And then maybe these tears
will leave my eyes.
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm crying' for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Last night I walked the floor
and the night before
You are on my lonely mind.
It seems my life is through
and I'm so doggone blue
You are on my lonely mind.
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
till I can't move a toe
and then maybe my heart
won't hurt me so.
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm cryin' for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Lord, I've tried and I've tried
But my tears I can't hide
You are on my lonely mind.
All these blues that I've found
Have really got me down
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I can't even think
Cause in the last week I ain't slept a wink
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finds a cylinder by someone named Jones.

He knows this will get to the yaller dog.

He said I'll love you 'til I die
She told him you'll forget in time
As the years went slowly by
She still preyed upon his mind

He kept her picture on his wall
Went half crazy now and then
He still loved her through it all
Hoping she'd come back again

Kept some letters by his bed
Dated 1962
He had underlined in red
Every single I love you

I went to see him just today
Oh but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up to go away
First time I'd seen him smile in years

(Chorus)
He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

(Spoken)
You know she came to see him one last time
Oh and we all wondered if she would
And it kept running through my mind
This time he's over her for good

(Repeat Chorus)

[litl rooster]

Surprizinly the Blast and fall I made  the night before did not kill me.... Other than the goose egg on my head, which is causing me to hear strange whiny music, torn britches, and my horse running back home. I have survived, with just a injured pride, I've been thrown from a horse in the past, but my pride was injured when I have to walk all day.

  About mid day I came across 4 wagons headed west, durn fools still think there is gold to be found up the Bozeman, behind the wagons were 2 yungins' ride  double on a large pony leadind a gray mule with a McClelland on it. I warned the the eldest of this small train of Daltons wandering about, and told him of my experiance. I also warned them of their eating habits, and advised them to keep there belongs locked up if they come across them. The elder then told me they were unarmed and would trade me the mule and saddle for the boot pistol.... I couldn't part with it, but offered the Walker instead(couldn't hit nothing with it anyhow and takes to long to load).

  Mounting the Mule he bucks 2 quick hops and off he goes, nice smooth gate but can tell he hasn't been rode much, but at this pace I'll be back at the Ranch before the A&W root beer signs go up

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The morning finds the Frumpy Fairy Godmother out on the porch, greeting the day with a fresh cup of coffee, a dreamy smile, and new freckles. The kitchen carries the scent of blueberry scones.

When she sees Litl' Rooster's horse wandering around the stable, she puts her cup on the porch to tend to it. A while later the brushed and fed horse is tethered to the buckboard. Litl' Rooster's saddle and gear are in the back. Betty nickers at her gently as the Frumpy Fairy Godmother hooks the buckboard to her.

After a short trip to the house to rinse her cup and gather a few scones, some water, and her hat, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother is off to find their errant cattleman.