Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1830340 times)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2820 on:** June 06, 2005, 05:18:00 PM »

Delmonico · « **Reply #2821 on:** June 06, 2005, 09:04:25 PM »

Suddenly up on the hill the flying plates return, hovering in the dusk.

A blue light flashes out and strikes the ground near the barn.

As the flying plates leave, Delmonico can be seen runnin' to the house, wearing a strange white with blue paisley night shirt that is split up the back and tied.

He heads into his office and slams the door, things will be more "normal" on the Dismal for a while.

Trinity · « **Reply #2822 on:** June 06, 2005, 09:19:20 PM »

"WELCOME BACK PARD!!!!" Trinity whispers to the crowd gathered outside his door: "Did anybody see who's haid was on his shoulders?"

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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2823 on:** June 06, 2005, 09:34:45 PM »

Her eyes wide with astonishment, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother shakes her head. "I didn't see it. It wasn't the rooster, was it?"

Trinity · « **Reply #2824 on:** June 06, 2005, 09:53:05 PM »

"Ah don' rightly know, but I know a way to find out!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #2825 on:** June 06, 2005, 09:57:13 PM »

Inside his office, Delmonico is latchin' doors and pilin' furnature up again them.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2826 on:** June 06, 2005, 10:34:34 PM »

Duke, ever the smart dog, runs around the house and climbs through Delmonico's open window. He starts to bark.

litl rooster · « **Reply #2827 on:** June 07, 2005, 04:10:16 AM »

CAREFUL Duke, might be some kind of trick

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2828 on:** June 07, 2005, 09:24:30 AM »

"Del, how much probin' did they do ta ya?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #2829 on:** June 07, 2005, 10:06:16 AM »

They missed two openings, one being my left nostril.

But they made many new holes.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2830 on:** June 07, 2005, 11:43:08 AM »

"I ain't gonna ask in public which was the other opening."

"It's good ta have ya back, pard."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2831 on:** June 07, 2005, 12:51:29 PM »

"It sure sounds like him and not a rooster... and that body was too large to belong to the Frankenbird, so I reckon Delmonico is ok!"

As the Frumpy Fairy Godmother grins, Duke nudges his head against Delmonico's hand for some pets and scritching.

"Well.... as ok as he ever is..."

Trinity · « **Reply #2832 on:** June 07, 2005, 07:54:14 PM »

"So whar's mah buddy, Frankenbird?"

Just then the freakish little bird stumbles up the steps and weaves his way over to the crowd. He's joined by Sheep and both are intoxicated.

Delmonico · « **Reply #2833 on:** June 07, 2005, 08:33:43 PM »

Suddenly Delmonico gets an Idea, when the present rooster needs replaced, they can have chicken and dumplings again anfd graft it's head on a Red Tailed hawk, in a few years they could have a whole herd of drunken freak birds.

Might have to keep them on an island in the river, along with Dr. Two Fingers.

litl rooster · « **Reply #2834 on:** June 08, 2005, 03:48:01 AM »

Yep things is lookin' normal in Nebrassky again

Trinity · « **Reply #2835 on:** June 08, 2005, 07:05:40 PM »

At the mention of chicken and dumplings Frankenbird jerks his head up in fear with such force that two of the tiny rivets pop loose.

litl rooster · « **Reply #2836 on:** June 09, 2005, 03:58:23 AM »

Hold still ya d@%* bird I'll peen them rivets back down...This why we don't keep them for pets

Delmonico · « **Reply #2837 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:53:51 AM »

The reason Delmonico used rivets in building the Franken bird is that if the came loose no problem. If he would has used screws there would have been problems, because the last thing any one would want would be someone in this story having a loose screw.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2838 on:** June 09, 2005, 11:05:05 AM »

<Author's note: I think there are a lot of loose screws in this story.>

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2839 on:** June 09, 2005, 11:08:31 AM »

((Loose screws, nuts without bolts, crayola boxes missing some crayons... Yep, I'd agree there!

Of course, Delmonico would have his own special box of odd hardware.)

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