Newbrassky

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

( While the Frumpy Fairy Godmother is doing something that makes her smile and be all relaxed for a while , I guess I'll smack Del with my hat < beats him about the head and shoulders > Ok. Extra virgin refers to the filtering process. Not all olive oil tastes or looks alike. Extra virgin is its own category. <Smacks him some more, just because she feels like it> Ahhh... it's good to be home!    AnnieLee )

[Delmonico]

Delmonico also knows it has to do with the pressing also.   

[Trinity]

Trinity awakens in a fresh bed, clean of the previous nights poop.  No longer cognizant of the previous nights incident, the clean sheets confused Trinity as this was not the month for clean sheets.  He seldom slept in the nude, but shrugged that off.  As he sat on the side of the bed scratching his head, he found a half piece of corn.  "Now, Ah wonder where that done come from!  Hmm!"  ...and in his mouth it went.  "Tasty!"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

(AnnieLee is very glad the Frumpy Fairy Godmother was not looking into her crystal ball for that one.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! )

[gophergrease]

Gopher Grease, hangs a sing on the kitchen door.

"Sorry about supper last night, it will be ready promptly at 8:00 pm tonight."

[gophergrease]

TONIGHTS MENU


Tomato Bruschetta
Zuppa Toscana
Roasted Beet, Red Onion And Goat Cheese Salad
Veal Chops With Lemon Sage Sauce
Herb Ricotta Gnocchi
Baked Greens And Potatoes
Chocolate Hazelnut Cake With Pear Compote

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

At 7:52, there is a sprinkling of glittering sawdust and the Frumpy Fairy Godmother appears in the parlor,  dressed in a nice blue gown, looking a bit sunburnt and with a very, very relaxed smile.

"I love zuppa Toscana."

[gophergrease]

Miss Ffg you are about an hour early, For now you will have to settle for glass of wine.

[Delmonico]

Aaaaaah, Newbrassky is on Central time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Ya still gots a little over an hour.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"I'm not early, I am just in time for the social hour before dinner." Still smiling, she graciously accepts the glass of wine, then languidly folds herself into an easy chair.

[gophergrease]

Del, I have some Turkish coffee for you.

[gophergrease]

Looks like just use three for supper tonight.
Its on the table if you're ready.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"I'm ready." The Frumpy Fairy Godmother glides in and has a seat.

"It's Friday night, so it's date night. Perhaps Trinity went out and is among Slim's sheep."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is shocked the FFg would be so mean as to say something like that about Trinity.  Being mean to Trinity is his job.   in what modern sick-alogical types would call a role reversal situation Delmonico picks up the FFg's wand and turns her into a salamander.   He then picks her up and drops her in a jar and screws on the lid.  

But since he has a kind heart, he punches some holes in the lid and goes out and finds that bag of flour he trew away yesterday.  He gets out some flour weevils and puts them in the jar so she has something to eat.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Ah, but since Delmonico is a novice, newbie, wannabe wand spinner, he doesn't really know what he is doing and since the Frumpy Fairy Godmother isn't exactly totally human (Okie, she isn't real, but don't tell her that), he turns her into a mythical salamander.

She quickly breathes fire at the jar, burns a hole in the side and wriggles free. Mythological salamanders move very rapidly and she flurries up GopherGrease to his head, incidentally and accidentally setting his hair on fire, then leaps to Delmonico's head, setting his hair on fire. Jumping down, she recaptures the wand, giving it a flip.

Wand in hand and sitting at the table in her pretty new dress, she raises a brow at her dinner partners' hair.

[Trinity]

"I'm ready." The Frumpy Fairy Godmother glides in and has a seat.

"It's Friday night, so it's date night. Perhaps Trinity went out and is among Slim's sheep."

Trinity slams the kitchen door open and enters:  "LOOK!    Ah done hert what ya said!!  When Ah sayd that Ah lahked laig of lamb, that mint on a plate fer dinner! OK!  Now enough of them jokes!!!  Ah don' like farm animals lahk that!!!"

Trinity huffs for a moment, then conciders leaving.  Smelling the Veal changes his mind so he stomps over to his chair.  Seated, he slurps at the wine and then picks up his fork and knife and waits, then proclaims: "Ich dachte es gäbe deutsches heute abend?!"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The sight and scent of the burning hair mesmerizes the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, but she darts a glance to Trinity. "Nein liebling Trinity, wir italienische Speise heute Abend.  Bitte kommen Sie und essen Sie?"

With a small cough, she repeats herself in English, leaving out the little term of endearment, "Uh.. no, Trinity, we are having Italian food tonight. Please, join us?"

[Delmonico]

Oel da Scheirsheitsmutter un da Verrgasser.   Karbineer 98, Gewar 98  und Fallensmajaeger.  Messerschmicht 109, Junkers 88.  Obendorf Mauser drilling, vierling. Pffffffft ta ya's both.   Pumpenickel, Hassenphaeffer, Sauerbraten.

[Trinity]

Trinity nods, smiles and raises a glass to Miss FFG.  "Schade, aber".   Then upon hearing one mention of the word Oel from Delmonico (That in combination with the comedy of his burned off hair at which Trinity is trying his hardest not to laugh) causes Trinity to leap from the table and run away.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in to the living room where the FFg is knitting.  "here maam is a peace offering a bottle of imported perfume, I hope you will forgive me fer the salamander in-so-dent,"

He turns and leaves before the FFg can read the label:" Ode de Round Pink Cake, Privy Stock."

Delmonico then hides in the cellar.