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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother looks at them, looks at what they are eating, shakes her head, and tries to stifle her gag reflex.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets up and stokes the fire and puts a pot of water on to boil and adds some salt.  He then goes to the ice box and gets a cow tongue and puts it in the water and puts on the lid.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"So... the quest to melt down Trinity's ring is canceled?"

[Trinity]

<whisper on> Hey, Miss FFG, guess what Ah did...  Ah done used the ring an filled Delmonico's room up with Potted Meat.  Ever square inch from floor to ceiling!!!  Jest wait til he opens the door.  Hee Hee <whisper off>

[Delmonico]

I'm still thinkin'   course we could just let him fill Slim's room with margerine and Velveeta cheese.   Maybe you could just ask him to take it to the Crack of Doom on Mt. Harney in the Black Hills 33 miles SW of Rapid City in the Dakota Territory.   Course in about 50 years he could go to the same area and put it in TR's grin.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother leans over to whisper to Trinity. "You'd better fix that, he still has the keys to the castor oil."

Raising her voice back to normal, she scolds Delmonico,"No fair to mess with Slim while he is in Wisconsin!"

Then she mumbles under her breath, "Derned other people's children..."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the shed, gets a can of coal oil, whistles to Duke and they go into his office and close the door.  The lock is then heard to click.

[Delmonico]

Early in the morning Delmonico sneaks into Trinity's room where Trinity is dead to the world.  He removes the ring from the chain around Trinity's neck.

Back in his office he puts it in an envalope marked "Crack of Doom, Mt. Harney, Dakota Territory, he does not add a Zip code cause they ain't been invented yet.  A stamp is added and he steps to the porch and gives it to the pony express rider that just happens to ride up then.

He then mixes some mortar and uses it to make a new tool shed out of the cans of "Potted Meat" product that is in his room.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Three hundred and twenty five years later, the tool shed is still standing.

[Trinity]

Trinity awakens to find his ring missing.  "Dang!  An' Ah was enjoyin' that thang, too.  Good thing ah conjured up this here bottomless jug before passing out last night."  Trinity take a deep chug and looks out the window at Delmonico's new shed.  

"Now where in tarnation did all them cans come from?  Oops, Ah fergot to clean Delmonico's room up.  Ah wonder if he spent all night fillin' them cans.  He couldn't have gotten it all an' without mah ring, Ah can't either.  Boy is it gonna stink in there in a few days!!!!"

[Trinity]

Trinity awakens to find his ring missing.  "Dang!  An' Ah was enjoyin' that thang, too.  Good thing ah conjured up this here bottomless jug before passing out last night."  Trinity takes a deep chug and looks out the window at Delmonico's new shed.  

"Now where in tarnation did all them cans come from?  Oops, Ah fergot to clean Delmonico's room up.  Ah wonder if he spent all night fillin' them cans.  He couldn't have gotten it all an' without mah ring, Ah can't either.  Boy is it gonna stink in there in a few days!!!!"

[Delmonico]

Suddenly off to the North West there is a rumblin' noise and Delmonico knows that the Pony Express rider has made it and has dropped the envy-lope into the Crack of Doom on Mt. Harney.

At that moment the bottomless jug runs empty, but the "Potted Meat Product" shed stands firm, safe and harmless unless someone opens the cans.

[Trinity]

Also, at that very moment a loud scream followed by sobs and crying is heard coming from Trinity's room.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Dressed in her blue and white striped flannel robe, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, who knows nothing about the ring's disappearance, bursts into Trinity's room. Seeing his grief stricken face with the tears rolling down his cheeks, she hugs him too her, making soft, cooing sounds.

[Trinity]

Trinity whines an explanation of what happened to the FFG  "*Snif* Ah woke up an the ring was gone *snif* but that din't bother me much cause Ah had this here magic bottle *snif* that weren't never to be empty *snif*"  He holds the bottle upside down to demonstrate that it was empty and breaks down again in tears.

He finally straightens up and brushes himself off.  "Thank you Miss FFG fer your support, A'hm much ablidged." 

He opens his trunk and checks the various Delmonico resistant guards and retrieves another bottle.  Then he checks the wax seal on the bottle and once happy that everything is clear, he opens the bottle and drinks.

"Ya wan't a slug, Miss FFG?"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"No, thank you, Trinity." She idly plucks some of the bedclothing into place, then gives a startled squeaking sound as she is seated on the edge of his bed. She leaps up, gives a delicate cough, and glides out with as much grace as she can muster.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hollors: "I got pizza out in the kitchen,  I found GG's stash of that fancy mozzer-ella cheese and I had some tins of them anchovies." 

"Oh, by the way Trinity, if yer lookin' fer yer ring I sent it to be destroyed in "The Crack of Doom" on Mt. Harney where it was forged out of Black Hills Gold.  By the rumblin' a bit ago I think the Pony Express rider got it done.  If I hadn't of did it you would have turned into a Wraith."

"BTW, does anyone know why a grove of trees just walked into the yard?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes running into the house. "Thar is a bunch of walking trees in the yard. What have y'all been doin' while I was gone?"

[Delmonico]

Well it's a long story but simply this time it's the FFg's fault, she was worried about a little poop that would be 11 miles downstream in an hour.  Cause the Dismal River has a current of that speed.  Well anyway Trinity was helpin' her and he fould this ring and well it wasn't just a ordinary ring, aww don't worry ya won't belive it.

With that Delmonico opens the door and the minute that Duke sees the trees he gives a bark and the trees run back to where they came from. 

Sorry Slim I meant to have this mess cleaned up before you got back, but I got busy with some other things.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The trees run off... and at that very moment a loud scream followed by sobs and crying is heard coming from the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's cupola.