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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Trinity

"Well... Thar goes Cletus, mah best drinkin' buddy 'round here!"  Trinity thinks...  "Oh well, he's in fer much better!!!"

"Ya feeling better, Miss FFG?  Mebbe ya need some of ma great-granny's remedy.  Ah'll go get a jug!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes back in to wash her hands.
"You say his name is Cletis? Well, he sure took off to the hen house in a hurry. Aye, perhaps a swallow of the brew, it might help my nose."


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Joyce (AnnieLee)

In the morning, Delmonico finds the Frumpy Fairy Godmother staring at the fancy Wegewood commode.

"Delmonico?" She asks as she feels him near, "where does the water go when I flush it?"


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Delmonico

Well here in this simpler time it is easy, it has a pipe than slopes down to the Dismal River,  Just like they do the Hudson in New York or the Thames in London.  Course with the fact that their ain't nobody around but us, the river is quite capable of handling it with no problems, unlike the Hudson or the Thames. :o :o   

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

"Ohhhh. So, once it gets warmer, if I feel like going for a dip, I have to make sure I do it upstream of the pipe, yes?"

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother nods her head in understanding.


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

gophergrease

Miss, you may also what to make sure of the location of the herd before taking your swim.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives Gopher Grease a warm smile.
"Aye, Delmonico taught me that one."


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

gophergrease

He all way says to "get the coffe water upstream from the herd", didnt think he cared where you mite swim.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

"Well, he may not care, but I do! So I swim where he gets the coffee water. But don't tell him." She grins with a wink, standing right next to Delmonico.


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on February 23, 2005, 10:07:43 PM
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes back in to wash her hands.
"You say his name is Cletis? Well, he sure took off to the hen house in a hurry. Aye, perhaps a swallow of the brew, it might help my nose."

Trinity reviews his post and looks at his unfortunate spelling of Cletus and decides that it must be changed.  Redfaced, he wonders what was going on in his mind at the time of posting. 
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Trinity

Quote from: Delmonico on February 24, 2005, 04:51:24 PM
Well here in this simpler time it is easy, it has a pipe than slopes down to the Dismal River,  Just like they do the Hudson in New York or the Thames in London.  Course with the fact that their ain't nobody around but us, the river is quite capable of handling it with no problems, unlike the Hudson or the Thames. :o :o   



Trinity begins to think about one of his water sources for his still.   ...   ...   "aw heck, ain' nothin bad livin' in them bottles what don't give it a characteristic flavor"

Then Trinity begins to wonder if he aught to quit eating corn.  He now understands how it has been getting into the copper tubing and stopping the whole works up!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

( AnnieLee is suddenly very glad that the Frumpy Fairy Godmother can't read minds.  :o :o )


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

(Trinity's alter-ego "the Author" sidles up to AnnieLee and says:  It's a dark place, a very darrrrk place... but not that bad once you've been here for a while!  :o ;D ;D ;D)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

( AnnieLee whispers to "The Author": Corn. That's sick, and disgusting, and too funny for words. That mind is not only dark, it's twisted.   :D ;D :D)


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

(Sometimes when I forget my medication... my mind does strange things  ;D ;D ;D )
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

( Dang, maybe I'd better get some meds, so I'd have an excuse, too!  ;D Meanwhile, I have this fantastic mental image: There's the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, GopherGrease, Delmonico, and Trinity, all standing around a toilet and looking into the bowl, pondering. )


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

(I can already hear Delmonico screaming about the misuse of his fancy "bowl"!   ;D ;D ;D  I can see him ordering everyone out of the bathroom and installing a lock to which he has the only key (sent off for it and had it delivered by express pony, of course.). Then Delmonico shuts himself into is room and devises some elaborate scheme which involves castor oil, rabbit fur, vaseline and super glue to get even with us.  :o :o ??? ??? )
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

(Ack! Stop that, you'll give him ideas! He's been well behaved for a week now. Who knows what is cooking in his devious mind?)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives a small cough, interrupting her reverie, then speaks in a soft voice. "You know, that bowl looks more like something you'd serve food in than put... " She gives a quick look to Trinity and catches herself before she says the "P" word, "errr... the other stuff in."


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

"Ah ain' used this contraption yet.  Mah pappy tole me ta never trust no holes that weren't dug by mah ownself.  They ain' no tellin' what kind of critter might come out of that little hole there.  Ah always go with the shovel to tha pasture yonder."  Trinity points out the open frosted window to the field where Slim's milk cow is kept.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

gophergrease

So, that way that grass is still so green.

By the way we are haveing Corn Chowder and Corn Bread for supper tonite.
Later we can have them Chocolate, Peanut clusters that are cooling.

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