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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Delmonico

Delmonico comes out as the feller in the yaller shirt rides away.  "Fer some reason I keep thinkin' I've seen that yaller shirt some where before." ;D ;D ::) ;) ;) ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

 :o :o :o :o
Trinity sits silently but wide eyed and unblinking in front of Miss FFG as she ministers to his head.  Not a peep has come from his mouth since she said: "You could get them where the poop comes out of you, and all around there!"

Not even the great explosion in the yard and demise of the strange hovering craft could snap him out of his trance.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Now Miss FFg if'n ya decide ta light Trinity off, take him to that blow-out over west a the house.  Don't want no prairie fires burnin' across a hundred miles a country.   :o :o ::) ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Trinity snaps out of his trance and jerks his attention over to Delmonico.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

With Trinity's hair and scalp covered in the goop, she hands him the tin can with the remainders of the coal tar.

"If you have the crawlies in that other place, it's best you put the stuff on it. And if you do have them there, you'd better get rid of them if you want the women in the wagon to welcome you back. And if they get too bad, if you don't take care of them NOW, the next time, we will light both places on fire."

With that dire warning, she strips off the leather gloves and heads inside to wash her hands.


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Trinity remains seated, eyes still wide open, staring straight ahead.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother yells back, over her shoulder:

"Do it, Trinity, or I'll have Delmonico put it on there for you, and I doubt he'd be gentle!"


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Delmonico

Delmonico comes outside with a box of shotgun shells.  Coal tar is clearly written on the box. :o ::) :P ;D :D ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Trinity follows The FFG's orders and after he's finished he bathes himself (!) and leaves the house.  Still greatly embarassed that a LADY would talk about his "areas", he avoids her and shouts just before he leaves: "Thankee much Miss FFG!  Ah shore do 'preciate yer takin' care of me!  You's just about the kindest lady Ah know.  Ah also thank ya fer remindin' me of them ladies.  It's just about time Ah go visit them, Ah'll bet they be wonderin' where Ah am!"  Trinity tilts his head back and empties his jug down his thoat then throws it in the grass.  He then mounts his horse in a fancy manner and rides off.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's face falls as she hears Trinity, and saddened, she watches him ride away.

"Oh, no, I've run him off. I should have kept my mouth shut."

:-[



Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Delmonico

Delmonico watches Trinity ride off, thankful that the hootch he's brewin' to sell in the Black Hills will now be much cleaner. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

She turns to look at Delmonico. "He will be back, won't he?"


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Trinity returns home and falls off of his horse, pulls himself up and drags into the house to his bedroom.  His hair is in disarray and his clothing is disheveled.  His hat and one of his boots are missing.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Delmonico comes in the back door to the kitchen, he see's a hung over Trinity eatin' a can of cold Van' de Camps pork and beans.  Well ya should have not dissapeared, we all went to Ioway fer the weekend.  Me and Gopher Grease was there, the FFg was there with some young fella, Slim was there with Mrs. Slim and the little Slimss and that fella with that big gun was there. ;)

And all cause you left after the FFg got ya all cleaned up ya missed it. ::) ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

Slim walks into the kitchen. "I'z back from droppin' off the family in Wiscooooooooooooooonsin. Trinity, ya should've gone with us ta Ioway. A good time was had by all."  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Joyce (AnnieLee)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother jerks awake, kinda like a marionette whose puppeteer just got home from a trip to Eye-oh-way.
"Huh? Trinity's back? Good!"

Then she sees him and tsks.

(Hee hee hee! :D )


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Trinity sits at the breakfast table wearing no shirt and is still missing a boot.  Very happy to see them return but still very Sluggish, he says:  "Well, welcome back, folks!  If'n Ah'd knowed that ya was goin ta Eye-oer, Ah'd not have left!" 

Trinity thinks about his time at the waggon.... "Least ways Ah'd not have been gone so long" 

...Trinity thinks some more.  "Oh well, Ah wouldn't have been able to make it anyways" Trinity smiles to himself... then grimaces in pain... then smiles again. ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Trinity

Trinity lifts his head from the table.  "Musta passed out!  Hmm"  He looks around and finds he is alone.  "Wonder whar ever'body went.  ??? ??? ??? "
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Delmonico comes out of the kitchen with a steaming bowl, "Here Trinity, run this chicken noodle soup up to the FFg's room, she has a bad cold.  then help yerself to some."
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

When Trinity knocks, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother peeks out from under the covers, then sits up. Calling him into her room, she takes the soup gratefully, with a sneeze.

"Thank you, Trinity, I am glad you came home."


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

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