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[Delmonico]

Ya find fig seeds in the bottom of yer cup?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim wakes, dresses, and goes in the kitchen to find some grub.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother arrives in the kitchen shortly after Slim, intent on making coffee, then her face turns beet red when she realizes her hair is down and falling loosely down her back. With a small cough of embarassment, she starts to back out of the kitchen.

[Trinity]

Whats the punishment for not making a pot after you empty it?   

DEL

Authors note:  Used to see it everyday at work until I brought my OWN coffee maker for my office.  THERE!!  Besides... now I can have it as STRONG as I like it!

[Trinity]

Trinity steps into the Kitchen and grabs the coffee pot:      "DANG!...  Just who...  I can't....  Of all...."  Trinity shakes his head and pulls down the coffee grinder.

[Delmonico]

If'n ya would have looked I started a fresh pot and it's on back of the stove where it has been since before I emptyed the other on.  Bet it's strong enough fer ya now Trinity.

[Trinity]

"Oops, Din't see that one, Delmonico"  Trinity smells the pot before pouring (to make sure there is ONLY coffee in there).  Trinity takes one sip and every hair on his body stands at end.   "Goooooooooooooooooood" Trinity growls.

[Delmonico]

We're havein' leftovers fer supper, ya got to click on this link to get it.http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php?topic=2197.80

I still feel lazy.

[Trinity]

Trinity steps up to the Dutch Oven with knife and fork in hand.  "That shore looks good, Delmonico!  Where's the plate?"

[Delmonico]

In the china cabby-gnat in the dinnin' room, remember I got blue and white Wedgewood to match the fancy flushing water closet.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I don't know if I want my plate ta match the wasserkloset. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"As long as you gents don't start confusing the two, I'll be ok with it."

[Delmonico]

If we are gonna be high class ranchers like them rich folks back east, we got ta have the latest in deck-roo-tive items.   Why Slim if we let you have yer way we'd have a bunch a old machine-ree wheels piled up in the front yard.   

[Silver Creek Slim]

What's wrong wit dat? 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Nothing. If I had my way, I'd have a pair along the road back home. But I'd rather have a pair of cannon, or even better, a pair of Gatling guns!"

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives a look of startlement, having gotten the feeling that she is channeling some wayward nun from back East.

[Delmonico]

One man's junk is another man's decoration. Thwack!  Ok one person's junk is another person's decoration.   Dem wheels along the driveway is to mark the culvert so ya don't end up in the ditch.

BTW, I think I finnally found out the real reason folks out this way park their old boots on fench posts when they are done wearin' them.   Have heard many reasons, but this one finnally makes sense.   Or at least to me.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"What's a 'fench post'?"

[Delmonico]

A mis-spellin' of fence post.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Ohhhhhhhhh. Well, I'd put mine on a post to keep critters from crawling in them. I once knew a fella who left his boots out and the next morning was stung by a scorpion while putting one on. His big toe became bigger than a goose egg. (Saying goose egg instead of golf ball, because saying bigger than a golf ball wouldn't be peereeodd keerect). Why would you do it, Delmonico?"

[Delmonico]

Noooooooo, worn out boots, some places out here have 1/4 mile or so of fence posts with wornout boots one them.  Fact is thats what I often do with my worn out ones, find a fence and add them.   Old boots don't get thrown away, they get put on fence posts along the road.

"Golf is a game where you try to drive a gutta-percha ball around a pasture with a tool totally un-suited to the task"

Mark Twain: sometime in the 1880's  Sides that a golf ball is much smaller than a goooooose-egg.  I just shake mine out well before I put them on.