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Trinity

#10840
January 03, 2011, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on December 24, 2010, 11:37:31 PM
Blasted dust.  :'(
Slim sits by the fire wearing the flannel shirt he got from the FFG and sipping eggnog.



Trinity drags into the living room after sleeping off the new years eve celebration, rubs his eyes and stares at Slim.

"Say Sleeeum, y'ain' warshed that thar shirt sin' she give it to ya.  It's startin' ta look lahk mahn.  Ah still 'member when tha FFG done tooked mah shirt an' britches an' warshed them wifout mah say.  When Ah got 'em back, Ah felt lahk Ah had lost a bunch of frien's.

"Wail, atchally, Ah did.  Ah wen' ta tha warsh water ta save 'em, but they was all daid."


Happy New year friends!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Silver Creek Slim

#10841
February 20, 2011, 08:59:25 AM
Slim lights the oven, goes out to the smokehouse and brings a pork shoulder back into the kitchen. Puts it in a dutch oven and into the oven. He starts peeling taters.
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#10842
February 20, 2011, 11:47:13 AM
Delmonico watches as he makes some bread in the kitchen, notices it's still above freezing and the drizzle has stopped.

"Good, looks like the worst of the storm went by us and went to Wissy-con-sin." ::) ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#10843
February 20, 2011, 11:50:58 AM
Slim puts the taters on the stove ta boil.
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#10844
February 20, 2011, 11:59:39 AM
Delmonico notices Slim's cookbook sittin' on the table:



And gets a bit queezy.   :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#10845
February 20, 2011, 12:04:25 PM
Delmonico should know that Slim doesn't cook with soybean by-products.  ::)
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Leo Tanner

#10846
February 20, 2011, 12:22:52 PM
Leo shoots a large tofubeast and brings it ta the smoke house fer Del.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#10847
February 20, 2011, 12:27:19 PM
Delmonico sees the tofubeast and throws in into the Dismal River:

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#10848
February 20, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Delmonico puts some real meat snacks out to nibble on while supper is cooking:

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#10849
February 20, 2011, 12:43:58 PM
Seeing the lean towards health food, Leo brings a bag of fried pork rinds that he had under his pillow.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#10850
February 20, 2011, 02:15:06 PM
Delmonico sees Leo's pillow leaking oil all over his bed so he tosses the pillow out in the buring pile and lights it with a match.



He then goes down to Shim's sawmill and gets some sawduck to soak up the oil seeing's how kittly litter ain't been invented yet. ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#10851
February 20, 2011, 02:34:05 PM
Leo goes to steal Del's pillow and finds it soaked with drool.  He throws it in the fire and it puts the fire out in a cloud of steam.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

wildman1

#10852
February 25, 2011, 09:58:23 PM
Wildman is amblin by, sees the mess, says don't know what happen here hope they had flood and fire insurance. WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Leo Tanner

#10853
February 26, 2011, 12:31:48 AM
Just another day at the RWNN.  Well, not really, I didn't chute nothin.

Leo chutes Del's pilla.  "There, ma day is complete".
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#10854
February 26, 2011, 12:43:31 AM
Delmonico heads out and starts to fire up his Steam Traction Engine.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

wildman1

#10855
February 26, 2011, 04:40:17 AM
Oh no,that cain't be good. WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Leo Tanner

#10856
February 26, 2011, 08:45:13 AM
A little less talk and a little more traction...
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#10857
February 26, 2011, 09:32:32 AM
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

wildman1

#10858
February 26, 2011, 10:43:29 AM
Yer gonna have a really hard time splainin that one. ::) WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Leo Tanner

#10859
February 26, 2011, 10:47:34 AM
That's gotta be the hundreth time he's done that.  He failed steam tractor drivers ed.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.
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