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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10620 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:02:16 PM »

Del, I wear a size 13, so if got a pair of them, especially in red, that I would make Ronald Mc Donald envious.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10621 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:21:59 PM »

Clarabelle too.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10622 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:32:45 PM »

I like everything about those boots, except for the square toes.

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Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10623 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:39:48 PM »

But yer a Texas plowboy, not an urban cowboy, you don't fight wars but you have fought some men...

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #10624 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:44:29 PM »

reckon they recorded some records, the Texas Plowboys, I bet they was tryin to get some of Bob Wills fame.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10625 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:46:49 PM »

Leo, I used to be a Lover, a Fighter, a Wild Horse Rider, and a purty fair windmill man too! OT, you got them PlowBoys mixed up with Lester Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys!

Delmonico · « **Reply #10626 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 09, 2009, 06:46:49 PM

Leo, I used to be a Lover, a Fighter, a Wild Horse Rider, and a purty fair windmill man too! OT, you got them PlowBoys mixed up with Lester Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys!

Delmonico · « **Reply #10627 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:52:27 PM »

Mean while. back at the ranch:

Slim gets another one of his "better ideas."

Trinity · « **Reply #10628 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:56:06 PM »

Trinity looks up from his nap in the hammock.

"Ain' that thang laid no aigs yet?"

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10629 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:04:44 PM »

As soon as the ostrich gets it's head out of the sand.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10630 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:16:20 PM »

An ya sure do love Texas wimmen.

Slim is lookin mightly slim there. He needs some aigs.

Trinity · « **Reply #10631 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:21:03 PM »

"Whah limit mahse'f? Ah jes' love awl wimmin... Wail, mos' awl."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #10632 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:18:38 PM »

Uh doan look now Trinity but Sherlene iz standin behind ya!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10633 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:40:45 PM »

You can leave yer hat on, it's JR but thought it was apprapo.

Trinity · « **Reply #10634 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:45:05 PM »

"UH! *cough**cough*. Uh, howdy, Sherlene, lovey-dove! Whatcha doin'? How is tha little'uns? Ya wan' Ah should come home?"

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10635 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:52:23 PM »

Better go Trin, the cat prolly needs some attention.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10636 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 09, 2009, 06:52:27 PM

Mean while. back at the ranch:

Slim gets another one of his "better ideas."

"Gitty up!"

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10637 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:11:43 AM »

Ah! A new sport! Ostrich harness racing!

Delmonico · « **Reply #10638 on:** March 10, 2009, 07:12:30 PM »

Delmonico looks out and see's Slim and his Ostrich cart. He goes out on the porch and hollor's at him:

"Dang it Slim, you know I hate it when folks play with their food."

He goes back in the kitchen and goes back to studin' the chart on the wall:

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10639 on:** March 10, 2009, 07:18:24 PM »

Dang, them things got a pearl an a oyster cordin ta the chart. We could open a jewelry shop.

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