Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

Cause that's how ya spell it in Deutsch.   

<Whisper on: "Annie Get Yer Skillet!"  Slim's asleep at his desk.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

Where's the coffee? I'm awake! 

[Delmonico]

Mean while back at the ranch, a lone rider in a red shirt approches at a gallop.  He stops long enough to hand Delmonico a package and off again he goes.  (Overnite Pony Express again ) 

Delmonico sneaks inta his office and closes the door and locks it.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Duke meanders over to the door and lays down in front of it. Once in a while, he sniffs at the crack at the bottom of the door.

[Delmonico]

The door unlocks, opens and Duke goes in, the door closes and relocks.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes over to the stack of "new but soft" flannel shirts and starts lookin' at 'em.

[Trinity]

Does that mean in Wisssyconsion they are WK's 'stead of WC's?

Only if ya know Deutsch. 

Ich kann Deutsch.  Kann ich irgendwie behilflich sein??

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Does that mean in Wisssyconsion they are WK's 'stead of WC's?

Only if ya know Deutsch. 

Ich kann Deutsch.  Kann ich irgendwie behilflich sein??

There is a tiny scattering of sawdust and a disembodied voice answers in a dry tone: "I hope you can help them. These boys need a LOT of help."

[gophergrease]

Gopher Grease returns from his trip to town. had to go get that box of figs. As he starts ta fix a crust of short bread. He pull a set of LeMatts from his belt. Yells out for all to hear "IF ANY OF YOU ARE THINKN OF BRINGING IN SNAKES, I GOT ONE LOADED FOR THEM AND THE OTHER THE ONE THAT BRUNG UM!"

With that said, he finishes maken a nice fig quiche and calls for the FFg to come help eat it.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

With a scattering of glittering sawdust, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother poofs in.

"Howdy, Gopher Grease, I hear you gave AnnieLee a new skillet to add to her arsenal. Thank you."

She gives him a warm hug, then joins him in eating the fig quiche.

[Trinity]

Catching the scent of figs in the air, Trinity drops the handsful of snakes he had collected and ran!

...away that is, as Trinity is no lover of figs!!

[gophergrease]

FFg you and Anne Lee are very wecome. I realy like the white figs for cooking, bit hard to find at times.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out of his office with Sanitary Tissue stuffed up his left nostril.  He carries a board under his arm.  "Dern I was hopin' you'd make fig newtons with them things."  He heads on out the front door, after grabbin' a hammer and some nails out of the closet in the foyer.   

Right after that there is a poundin' and when it stops Delmonico comes in, puts the hammer away and heads to the kitchen.   Gopher Grease has fig seeds in his mooostach.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim calls from the fireplace, "Del, what's on da sign ya nailed ta the outside wall?"

[Delmonico]

Vita Vaas

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother raises a brow, and the book of "Google" appears in her hands.

"Hmm... vita means life..." She flips through some pages, "and vaas means to stay or reside. Does that mean that life is lived here?"
With a smile, she snaps the book shut and it disappears. "I kinda like that."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets up, makes some coffee and looks at the posts since last night.      Humpf that Google book has failed again.      "Dern Mr. Google thinks everyone speaks the dead language of Latin."   "Wonder how you say wrong in Latin."

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gets up to get her own cup of coffee.

"Ok, smarty pants, what does Vita Vaas mean?"

[Delmonico]

Welcome Friend  in Czech.  The spellin' will vary, but since Gopher Grease was makin' the kolace, I thought it would be good for the door.   By the way that is on a sign as you come inta Wilber, the Czech Capital of Newbrasskey.   

Triva question: Do you know what they keep in the jail in Wilbur Newbrasskey.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Czechs!