Newbrassky

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim trys to think of warmer weather and sings his self a song as he trudges along.

Well it's good morning captain
Good morning shine
Do you need another muleskinner
Out on your new mud line

I like to work
I'm rolling all the time
I can pop my initials
On a mule's behind

Hey little water boy
Bring that water round
If you don't like your job
Set that water bucket down

Workin' on the good road
Dollar and a half a day
My good girl's waiting on a Saturday night
Just to draw my pay

I'm going to town, honey
What you want me to bring you back?
Bring a pint of booze
And a John B Stetson hat

I smell your bread a-burning
Turn your damper down
If you ain't got a damper, good gal
Turn your bread around

[Trinity]

In an effort to keep warm, Slim takes some coals from the fire and drops them in his pockets.  It's not long before he realizes that it was probably not a good idea.

[Leo Tanner]

Slim gets another song stuck is his head...

Chesnuts roasting on an open fire

[Lucky Irish Tom]

In the Holiday Spirit

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks for you

[Texas Lawdog]

With 6 you get EGGROLL!

[Leo Tanner]

Choice of wonton er hot an sour soup ta boot!

[Texas Lawdog]

Steamed lice or flied lice!

[Trinity]

Sitting in his hammock on the porch, Trinity suddenly slaps his forehead.

"Dernit, dernit, Dernit!  Ah kain' b'lieve that we done missed tha Solstice festimativites.  Now we's gotta wait teeyul June afore we kin' daince nekkid about a fahr. "

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity, I think I can wait till June.

[Ozark Tracker]

well we might keep our eyes on March 15,  the Ides of March, beware the Ides of March. 

[Texas Lawdog]

ET TU Brute!

[Trinity]

"Whal tha fifteemf do have somethin' mystical surroundin' it, it ain' tha tahm ta daince nekkid roun' a fahr."

[Leo Tanner]

Nope, I'se balieve it's why we gots metal deetektors at all the gubberment bildens.

[Texas Lawdog]

Them metal detectors are only as good as the folks that operate them.

[Trinity]

Ain't that the truth.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster drops by Trinity's shack to delivery a little holiday "cheer" and notices that Trinity has his place decorated for Christmas:

[Trinity]

"Ah would have maw reindeers a-pullin' Santy's slaid, but Ah done shot the other ones.  Ah got this'n hangin' outside an' tha other's haids is on mah wawl."

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster offers Trinity some "cheer" that he ordered special from North Carolina:

[Trinity]

"Whah thankee, stranger.  Ah kain' git none of this stuff since Ah done come out har."

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinty had to move to North Carolina and leave Texas.  Them Food Lion stores done left Texas and took all the Texas Pete and Cheerwine back to North Carolina. Trinity just had to go to North Carolina his thrist was too strong.