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Delmonico

Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 12, 2008, 04:57:34 PM
Leo wants ta be home fer Christmas so he an Lumpy venture up the hole an take their chances.  As he mounts his trusty camel in his haz mat suit he features himself as one of the 3 wiseacres er wisemen er whatever. 
     He makes it as far as the ranch an thinks some food an a good night of sleep might be the best way ta start off.

Then he notices a big bright full moon, and it's not Trinity. ::)
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Texas Lawdog

Actually It's Kate Smith and she's singing "When the Moon comes over the Mountain". Leo decides to follow the bouncing ball and starts singing along with her. Lumpy seems to like the singing.
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Delmonico

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on December 12, 2008, 06:47:22 PM
Actually It's Kate Smith and she's singing "When the Moon comes over the Mountain". Leo decides to follow the bouncing ball and starts singing along with her. Lumpy seems to like the singing.

Delmonico shakes his head, cause the moon has a few hundred miles to go afore it goes over a dang mountian. ::)
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Leo Tanner

Leo don't notice the big ole moon cause the clouds er blockin it.  Not the green cloud, it has moved on ta create destruction elsewhere.  However the H. Mancini tune "Moon River" is caught in his noggin fer some gawd awfull reason.  He plods along wonderin what in bejeebis is a "huckleberry friend". ???
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Delmonico

Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 12, 2008, 07:06:49 PM
Leo don't notice the big ole moon cause the clouds er blockin it.  Not the green cloud, it has moved on ta create destruction elsewhere.  However the H. Mancini tune "Moon River" is caught in his noggin fer some gawd awfull reason.  He plods along wonderin what in bejeebis is a "huckleberry friend". ???



or

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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

Leo, not knowing which Huckleberry to think about starts singin another song.

I see a bad moon a-rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earth quakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.
Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound and take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
I hear hurricanes a-blowing,
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound and take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Look's like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound and take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

Have heard a similar song about the bathroom a risin' and the bathroom on the right. ;D
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Texas Lawdog

Leo remembers that Doc Holliday talks about huckleberries, so he heads east toward Tombstone, Arizona Territory. Leo hopes that he and Lumpy can find water in the Arizona desert.
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Leo Tanner

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on December 13, 2008, 02:34:40 AM
Leo remembers that Doc Holliday talks about huckleberries, so he heads east toward Tombstone, Arizona Territory. Leo hopes that he and Lumpy can find water in the Arizona desert.

Might find some daiseies too ;D
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Ozark Tracker

so now let me see,  Leo's in Newbrassky,  and he heads out East fer Arizona Territory.    soon he runs into the town and Mrs. Collinwoods,  there sits Trinity, who tells him since he ain't in Californiy now he can travel West and not run out into the ocean.

Mrs. Collinwoods goes upstairs and comes down with the late Mr. Collinwoods compass and gives it to Leo so he can find Arizona.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

Leo and Lumpy wanna take the scenic route to get to Arizona by way of Newbrassky.
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Leo Tanner

Lumpy likes corn.  It seemed ta be the best way around.  Ventually the needle'll point SW an I kin git there.  Just gotta keep goin in circles til it do.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Leo and Lumpy get mistaken for UFO's for makin' circles in corn fields.
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Leo Tanner

Unfortunately the true beauty of them wont be discovered til air travel is since there aint no high ground in Newbrassky upon which ta view them from. 
     But then agin, in Newbrassky anythin seems possible...
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
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     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Marshal harpoluke

 ;D


Come on down, We gots a reception for Em in Arizona Territory,


Has a BBQ Pit for Kantankerous Kousies.


:D


:o


;D


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Leo Tanner

Have gun, will travel ;)
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
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"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Ozark Tracker

well we could rig up a catapult  and fling Trinity high up in the air and he could give us a report when he comes down. ::)
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Texas Lawdog

High enough for bluebirds to build a nest in his BUTT!
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Delmonico

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on December 13, 2008, 08:58:41 PM
;D


Come on down, We gots a reception for Em in Arizona Territory,


Has a BBQ Pit for Kantankerous Kousies.


:D


:o


;D


8)

Yep down there they also -BQ usin' pasture weeds as fuel. :P
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

Del, We gotta find a use for all that mesquite we got down here. Why not use it to smoke meat.
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