Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Trinity runs up and grabs the generic beer cans before anyone else can get them.

[Delmonico]

But then someone else shows up who wants them.

[Ozark Tracker]

dang elefunks,  then a noise in the underbrush makes the animal break and run and a hunter appears in the openin near Trinity

[Trinity]

Trinity had just eaten several pickled eggs and the when the first sip of generic beer meets the eggs in his belly, a reaction occurred that caused the Mammoth to run in fear.

[Texas Lawdog]

Texas Lawdog offers Trinity an autograph copy of "Midnight at the Oasis" and "I gotta Brand new pair of roller skates, you gotta a brand new key" by Maria Muldair for the two cans of generic beer.

[Delmonico]

Trinity had just eaten several pickled eggs and the when the first sip of generic beer meets the eggs in his belly, a reaction occurred that caused the Mammoth to run in fear.

The major explosion leaves Trinity and the Eller-funk in bad shape.

[Texas Lawdog]

The area is declared a disaster area.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo stumbles inta the area covered in veggie guts lookin fer the free camel parking as promised by Tex an Maria.  Figures he can snatch one of them dromerdairys up an get back ta the ranch quicker.  Then he sees the horrid green cloud spreading across the land.

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo picks out a good one, one that looks like it could run. He rides off on the stolen camel in the direction away from the advancing green cloud.

[Trinity]

Soon the green cloud covers nearly all of Newbrasskey, completely covering the ranch, Silver Creek Slim County, OT's kingdom and Sod Buster Township, almost to the edge of litlroosterville. ... And the wind just picked up.

[Delmonico]

And from litl rooserville they can see it coming'

[Ozark Tracker]

as the clouds clear near the ranch,  Slim, who's been out deer huntin finds he has bagged his limit.

[Trinity]

Aw Slim!!!!!!!!

[Ozark Tracker]

Delmonico  takes the wagon down to where Slim is,  Slim thinks to help him load his deer, but when he gets there, Del sees Santa was just on a coal run to Wyoming, so he loads up his wagon to the brim with coal and heads back to the Ranch.

[Trinity]

litl rooster puts on his glasses to get a better view of the coming cloud.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster begins ta sing


From daylight till dusk we've been a workin' in the dust

Pickin' cotton workin' side by side

Well I can't forget yes I remember yet the way my daddy looked at me and cried
Big wind's a comin' listen to the hummin' hurry up son be quick don't stall

You know we can't be slow take the kids and get below

If we don't hurry it'll surely get us all



Well I ran across the field so scared my lips was sealed

To warn my mom the storm is on its way

Well I knew I'd won my race when I saw my mamy's face

And the way she looked at me and said

Big wind's a comin'...


Oh but dad was on the cellar and by now the sky was yellow

The wind was a blowin' trees were fallin'

And outside I heard him cryin' and as he lay there dyin'

It seemed I could still hear him callin'

Son big wind's a comin'...

Big wind big wind's comin'

[Leo Tanner]

Leo runs the cammel at all get out towards the ranch.  He knows of one place ta serve as the ultimate bomb shelter, he been down there before.
     As he comes ta the clearing of the mutant veggie masacre he sees strange cocoons hatching in the trees.  Out come the evil veggi meat spawn Del had warned him of.  Hydrogenated (and partialy hydrogenated) oil drips from their fangs.  Leo blows past them in a wink and they don't see the cloud approaching from behind.  The last thing they see on this earth is a fast moving one humper's butt an the dust from it's hooves. The last thing they hear is the whoopin an hollerin of a half crazy gunslinger as he rides away.  (OK, mebbe it's more than half ta you folks, we measure differnt back home.)  The cloud overcomes the evil creatures, wiping them outta existance.  The clearing of the veggie masacre is ferever known henceforth as hainted an unhallowed ground.
     Up ahead, Leo sees Trinity's privy an his salvation.  "GO LUMPY,GO LIKE THE WIND!!!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Duck n Cover, Duck n Cover, Duck n Cover.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim sees Leo riding some strange animal towards the privy. He wonders why we still have a privy since we have a WC. 

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo had learned that the privy had been converted to a concrete bombproof shelter which had enough room for him and Lumpy.