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[Leo Tanner]

All that matters is that the pecan pie is safe fer now and that the headless bird has at least one bullet in it.
     Leo gives up on the rest and heads fer the soddy with pie on his mind.

[Texas Lawdog]

Sod Buster goes down in his root  celler for some taters and sweet taters for Thanksgiving. He decides to make a sweet tater pie to make up for the cherry pie that Trinity ate half of.

[Sod Buster]

Seein' & Smellin' the taters, Trinity grabs the remaining half of the Cherry pie and heads outdoors for some fresh air.

[Texas Lawdog]

And another nap.

[Sod Buster]

While Trinnity naps, the rest enjoy a Happy Thanksgiving feast with all the trimming.  After enjoying seconds on everything, they pack the leftovers for Trinity to take home to his family who must be wondering where he is.....but will all this food make it to Trinity's shack without being consumed first?

The smell of the packaged leftovers brings Trinity out of his nap........

[Silver Creek Slim]

There wasn't much going on at the barber shop so Slim heads out to the range ta check on the beeves.

[Texas Lawdog]

Slim notices that beeves are staging some sort of protest march. They're carryin' signs that say "EAT MORE CHIKIN"!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish rides up next ta Slim, "now what ya reckon that's all about?"

[Delmonico]

While everyone goes to Sodbusters for dinner, Delmonico and Duke eat some summer sausage and cheese as they take a break from chasin' birds out on the praiire.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Irish rides up next ta Slim, "now what ya reckon that's all about?"

"I'm not sure."

[Trinity]

Trinity makes his way back to his home.  Sod Buster had him worried with all the talk about his family.  He realized that he hasn't seen them since he went to town a month ago to tie on a drunk. 

On the way to his cabin, Trinity decides to lighten his load and eats half of the food in the pack, starting with the remainder of the cherry pie, which he had hidden from everyone else. 

A little further down the path, Trinity eats another half of the pack's contents.

With his cabin within sight, Trinity stops to eat again half.

Q: How much food is left?



...



A: The veggies that Sod Buster slipped in.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinty doesn't want to hurt Sod Buster's feelings, so he buries the vegetables in a shallow unmarked grave on the side of the road. He continues on his journey home.

[Trinity]

... but Trinity didn't say any words over the grave.  Nope, none at all.

[Delmonico]

And that night when the moon came out, so did the vegatable zombies.

[Trinity]

Trinity's WORST nightmare!

[Delmonico]

Trinity's WORST nightmare!

I can think of worse:

[Trinity]

"Who in tarnation!?

"Sherlene!  Ah thank yaw mothah's come ta visit!"

[Delmonico]

[Leo Tanner]

While wandering back ta the ranch on the trail, leo is accosted by a large groop of evil mutant zombie veggies.  He figguers he is done fer than remembers that due ta a shortage of lead his last batch of bullits were casted outta a bunch a silver double eagles he inadvertantly tripped over while cleanin up around the ranch.
     "Die spuds of satan".  The only thing louder than gunfire is a scream from down the road that sounds distinctly like it come from Trinty.

[Delmonico]

Leo don't realize you can't kill zombie veggies that way, they only re-in-car-nate inta sumthin' worse.









And worst of all: