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[Delmonico]

As he's walkin'along he sees a coyote chasin' a strange lookin' bird.

Mean whild back north of the ranch, Leo enters the Dakota Territory.

Delmonico arrives back at the ranch, puts Reuben in the barn and makes some chicken fried steak, and sausage gravy for supper.

[Texas Lawdog]

Suddenly,  Charlie  The Lonesome Cougar appears and wants to make a meal out of Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

but Charley hears Trinity's stomach a growling and stays in the shadows to see what it is.

[Delmonico]

Meanwhile Leo crosses The Medicine Line.

[Ozark Tracker]

and we already know Trinity's crossed the line, back when he went in the tent with the Chiefs wives.

[Delmonico]

Trinity gets so thirsty he will even drink water, he sees a lake up ahead and heads off in that direction.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity is totally dehydrated, so he takes a drink of the water in the Lake. It sure tasted salty.  Little does Trinity know, but he is in the Great Salt Lake.

[Ozark Tracker]

as Triinity walks along he makes up a song.


All day I face the barren waste without the taste of water,
Cool water.
Old Dan and I with throats burned dry and souls that cry for water,
Cool water.

The night are cool and I'm a fool each stars a pool of water,
Cool water.
But with the dawn I'll wake and yawn and carry on to water,
Cool water.

(Chorus)
Keep a movin' Dan, don't you listen to him Dan, he's a devil not a man
and he spreads the burnin' sand with water.
Dan can't you see that big green tree where the waters runnin' free
and it's waiting there for me and you.
Water, cool water.

The shadows sway and seem to say tonight we pray for water,
Cool water.
And way up there He'll hear our prayer and show us where there's water,
Cool Water.

Dan's feet are sore he's yearning for just one thing more than water,
Cool water.
Like me, I guess, he'd like to rest where there's no quest for water,
Cool water.

[Trinity]

"Dernit.  Ah need me some likker.  That water di'n't do nothin' fer me but make me maw thuhsty."

[Texas Lawdog]

Dan looks a little worried, he thinks Trinity might him next.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo comes ta terms that his mission is fyu-tile.  Aint nothin out here but some hardrock hills.  He gets ta thinkin, "If'n I had the time I could chiz-zel out the faces of some a ma new friends in that there lump a rock". 
     He ignores his grand illusions and makes camp, dreamin of rich Calyforny gals payin ta be nibbled on by catfishies in the Dismal.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity wishes that he had floated around in the Great Salt Lake.  The urge to return home is strong, Trinity starts walkin'East.

[Delmonico]

As Leo is wanderin' round north of the Medicine Line, still thinkin' he's in the Dakota Territory, two guys come along, tryin' to figure out what he's up to.  Decidin' they don't like his looks, they arrest him and head to Ottawa with him.

[Delmonico]

Mean while out around The Great Salt Lake, Trinity meets someone who don't like his looks either.

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo has never seen anyone dressed in a red coat and a white hat except Santa Claus.  He never knew Santa Claus rode a horse either.  These Santas are armed.  Leo realizes this is not his Christmas wish and these guys aren't Santa.

[Delmonico]

will leo get away from the Mounties, what will Porter Rockwell do to Trinity?  Is it the end for our two heros friends
flunkies from The Ranch With No Name?

Who knows, but Santa puts Delmonico down for another 300 pounds of coal.

[Ozark Tracker]

why looky there Del, yer odometer rolled over 17,000

[Texas Lawdog]

There will be planty of coal at The Ranch with No Name. Del and Reuben will be warm all winter.

[Leo Tanner]

Hmmmm, redcoats.  Grampy tole me bout them.  At least this batch figgured out ta  get rid of the the big white "X" target on their bellys. 

     Leo decides he'll see how good of a rock chucker he is.  He thinks ta himself, "ya all don't know what I been through ta keep them pistols, one of em still smells wrong".

[Texas Lawdog]

Well, We looked down the road, we seed tha British comin', musta been a hunerd of um beatin' on their drums.  They stepped so high and made their bugels ring, we stood beside our cottontails and didn't say a thing.