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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10060 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:00:31 PM »

Trinity is still lying under the tree, unconscious from his encounter with tree. Trinity is dreaming of the Giant Cheez Whiz and Potted Meat sammich that he left in his house.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10061 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:42:04 PM »

"Okay, which way did he go?"

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10062 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:51:46 PM »

"HUH HUH Another Tree!

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Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10063 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:02:35 PM »

I think the old broad on the bicycle may a had her way with him whilst he was outta it

Ask 'im if 'mebers any strange dreams.

Leo

Delmonico · « **Reply #10064 on:** June 09, 2008, 07:42:49 PM »

Delmonico gets to Dunning, gets Reuben and heads home.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10065 on:** June 10, 2008, 11:57:32 AM »

Del arrives at the Ranch with No Name. He takes Reuben to the barn and unsaddles him. He brushes him down and feeds him some oats. Del wishes Reuben a good night and walks to the ranch house.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10066 on:** June 10, 2008, 05:06:24 PM »

Inside he goes to the livin' room and asks about the magic box.

Trinity · « **Reply #10067 on:** June 10, 2008, 05:19:43 PM »

Trinity wakes up and smacks his lips. He doesn't quite know why, but he is starving for the sammich he left in the kitchen. He reaches up to feel the tender and painful spot on his head and wonders what happens.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10068 on:** June 10, 2008, 06:08:55 PM »

Leo looks at the Boss Man sheepishly.
"Guess I sent that box all away ta Perdition. Didn't mean ta, but the good Lord works in mysterious ways. Think it mighta been puttin evil thoughts in the boys heads er somethin. Them Petticoat Juction gals was gettin the boys perty riled up whiles ya were gone. An there was little short shows that kep comin on about a guy name a Oscar Meyer--sent Trinity inta a head spin. Went runnin out inta the foul weather singin some little jingle 'bout it.
Sorry, guess we's can have puppet shows an such fer a while...

Delmonico · « **Reply #10069 on:** June 10, 2008, 06:35:32 PM »

Delmonico says, "no problem, here sit and eat and serves Leo fried taters, eggs a sausage." As Leo is finishin' the me he makes a note on his grocery list.

Castor Oil, almost out.

(Note Leo should have read the whole thread to know what happens when yer bad, the regulars have been good for a long time.)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10070 on:** June 10, 2008, 09:58:15 PM »

"Leo, the Wedgewood room is around the corner."

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10071 on:** June 10, 2008, 10:55:37 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 10, 2008, 06:35:32 PM

the regulars have been good for a long time.)

Leo suddenly gets the feelin he's about ta become extreamly "regular".

Thanks fer the die-recshuns Slim.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #10072 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:44:16 AM »

Irish looks up from his coffee as Leo runs for tha neccessary room and Trinity staggers in from the yard.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10073 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:23:23 AM »

Slim makes his own breakfast.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10074 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:25:10 AM »

Too much Fiber!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10075 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:10:49 PM »

Leo yells "WHERE'S THE MAGAZINES?!? Fer the love a God, I'd settle fer a Archie comic right now..."

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10076 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:35:26 PM »

Are they for readin' or usin'?

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10077 on:** June 11, 2008, 02:11:07 PM »

Well Tex, thas the beauty multi-use items

Jus gotta make sure ya don rip out a page ya aint read yet.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10078 on:** June 11, 2008, 02:50:06 PM »

Large City Yellow Pages are good also. I have phone jacks in all my bathrooms, so the phone books come in handy.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10079 on:** June 11, 2008, 06:41:29 PM »

Well everything came out OK.

Archie went ta the malt shop with Betty an that raven haired demon Veronica went home ta spit nails. I'd a liked ta save the book but them yellerpages wouldn't fit under the door. Hope I don ever meet Jughead in the afterward...he'll have some unkind words fer me

Won't be eatin anymore grub without givin it the once over from now on. Won't be gettin in trouble with the Boss Man no more either, but I gotta thank him fer the rapid weight loss

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