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Texas Lawdog

#10060
June 08, 2008, 05:00:31 PM
Trinity is still lying under the tree, unconscious from his encounter with tree.  Trinity is dreaming of the Giant Cheez Whiz and Potted Meat sammich that he left in his house.
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Silver Creek Slim

#10061
June 08, 2008, 05:42:04 PM
"Okay, which way did he go?"  ???
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Texas Lawdog

#10062
June 08, 2008, 05:51:46 PM
"HUH  HUH  Another Tree!
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Leo Tanner

#10063
June 08, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
I think the old broad on the bicycle may a had her way with him whilst he was outta it ::)
     Ask 'im if 'mebers any strange dreams.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Delmonico

#10064
June 09, 2008, 07:42:49 PM
Delmonico gets to Dunning, gets Reuben and heads home. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#10065
June 10, 2008, 11:57:32 AM
Del arrives at the Ranch with No Name. He takes Reuben to the barn and unsaddles him. He brushes him down and feeds him some oats. Del wishes Reuben a good night and walks to the ranch house.
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Delmonico

#10066
June 10, 2008, 05:06:24 PM
Inside he goes to the livin' room and asks about the magic box. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#10067
June 10, 2008, 05:19:43 PM
Trinity wakes up and smacks his lips.  He doesn't quite know why, but he is starving for the sammich he left in the kitchen.  He reaches up to feel the tender and painful spot on his head and wonders what happens.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Leo Tanner

#10068
June 10, 2008, 06:08:55 PM
Leo looks at the Boss Man sheepishly.
     "Guess I sent that box all away ta Perdition.  Didn't mean ta, but the good Lord works in mysterious ways.  Think it mighta been puttin evil thoughts in the boys heads er somethin.  Them Petticoat Juction gals was gettin the boys perty riled up whiles ya were gone.  An there was little short shows that kep comin on about a guy name a Oscar Meyer--sent Trinity inta a head spin.  Went runnin out inta the foul weather singin some little jingle 'bout it. 
     Sorry, guess we's can have puppet shows an such fer a while...
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Delmonico

#10069
June 10, 2008, 06:35:32 PM
Delmonico says, "no problem, here sit and eat and serves Leo fried taters, eggs a sausage."  As Leo is finishin' the me he makes a note on his grocery list. :D :D    Castor Oil, almost out. ;D

(Note Leo should have read the whole thread to know what happens when yer bad, the regulars have been good for a long time.)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#10070
June 10, 2008, 09:58:15 PM
"Leo, the Wedgewood room is around the corner."  ::)
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Leo Tanner

#10071
June 10, 2008, 10:55:37 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on June 10, 2008, 06:35:32 PM
the regulars have been good for a long time.)

Leo suddenly gets the feelin he's about ta become extreamly "regular".

Thanks fer the die-recshuns Slim.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Lucky Irish Tom

#10072
June 11, 2008, 04:44:16 AM
Irish looks up from his coffee as Leo runs for tha neccessary room and Trinity staggers in from the yard.
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Silver Creek Slim

#10073
June 11, 2008, 07:23:23 AM
Slim makes his own breakfast.  ::)
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Texas Lawdog

#10074
June 11, 2008, 07:25:10 AM
Too much Fiber!
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Leo Tanner

#10075
June 11, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
Leo yells "WHERE'S THE MAGAZINES?!?  Fer the love a God, I'd settle fer a Archie comic right now..."
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#10076
June 11, 2008, 01:35:26 PM
Are they for readin' or usin'?
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#10077
June 11, 2008, 02:11:07 PM
Well Tex, thas the beauty multi-use items ;D 
     Jus gotta make sure ya don rip out a page ya aint read yet. 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#10078
June 11, 2008, 02:50:06 PM
Large City Yellow Pages are good also. I have phone jacks in all my bathrooms, so the phone books come in handy.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#10079
June 11, 2008, 06:41:29 PM
Well everything came out OK.  ;D
     
     Archie went ta the malt shop with Betty an that raven haired demon Veronica went home ta spit nails.  I'd a liked ta save the book but them yellerpages wouldn't fit under the door.  Hope I don ever meet Jughead in the afterward...he'll have some unkind words fer me :o

     Won't be eatin anymore grub without givin it the once over from now on.  Won't be gettin in trouble with the Boss Man no more either, but I gotta thank him fer the rapid weight loss  ;) 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.
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