The Tall Tales Lost and Found Dept. El Peludo Manager

[El Peludo]

  Git that nasty thing out of here!  We ain't got none o'them kind'a critters in here!  Dang!  I take a short break from my wanderin's and y'all go and bring me somethin' like that - blechhh!    I think I'll be headin' back out into the boonies, if yer gonna be draggin' stinky stuff like that in here - blechhhh! 

[litl rooster]

Wait..........Senor Peludo, I was wantin'  a hair cut while your here

[Trinity]

Me too it's hard to resist a good dump, all that neat stuff just being covered over.


Poe's writings scare me...........I stay away from his stuff

It's never a good idea to resist a good dump... things could get messy.



Oh... google told me that it's Monkey's Paw, not foot.

[Delmonico]

In the good ol' days dumps were for shootin' rats and buildin' fires and tossin' in airy-sol cans.

[Ozark Tracker]

In the good ol' days dumps were for shootin' rats and buildin' fires and tossin' in airy-sol cans.

or throw the airy-sol can in the fire then shoot it,   good boom

[litl rooster]

hey Peludi! you wouldn't have "coffee tead and grub" back there on the shelve would ya?   The window is where it's suppose to be.......but the rest is missing

[Lucky Irish Tom]

It's being sponsored today by tha same people that make them stealth boolits.

[El Peludo]

Well, bein's how I'm an hour or three behind the rest of you gents, C, T, G, & OG was open when I dropped by, just a bit ago - Ozark Tracker had the pot on; had to stop in, mooch a cuppa, and give all of you eastern fellers the elbow about the weather.

Hey, lr, sit yerself down here in this ol' chair, and I'll hone up my scalpin' - er, skinnin' - uh, this here ol' knife whut I use fer trimmin' folks up (I seem to have misplaced my skeesors); yanno, a "razor cut" is stylish.     

[litl rooster]

Update.....

news just in



WRC-TV
11:57 a.m. EST February 20, 2007
SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. - The Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Office said a foot found at a landfill earlier this month was a hind foot from a bear. Sheriff Howard Smith said the state laboratory in Richmond made the conclusion after studying the foot and consulting with an anthropologist. GRAPHIC IMAGE WARNING: See Foot Found In Landfill





Landfill workers first thought the foot was human and Spotsylvania authorities shifted through 127 tons of garbage before the Virginia medical examiner's office X-rayed the foot and determined it was not human. Smith said the investigation is now closed, but the foot will be kept at the state lab for training purposes.



if any one see's the bear give him directions to the state lab.

[Trinity]

GRAPHIC IMAGE WARNING: See Foot Found In Landfill

Human, then Ape, then Bear.  What's next?

[litl rooster]

GRAPHIC IMAGE WARNING: See Foot Found In Landfill

Human, then Ape, then Bear.  What's next?

   Thank you Tinity, I thought it was just me thinking that way...........

[Lucky Irish Tom]

It's Bigfoot, see an y'all didn' believe! 

[litl rooster]

It's Bigfoot, see an y'all didn' believe! 

I was thinking mebbe Jean LaFeetFoot

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Should they send this to The Foot Locker? 

[El Peludo]

Well, according to that picture, that thing sure looks human(oid).  Maybe it is from ol' sasquatch.  I've seen bear feet's, and that ain't no bear paw; apes have an opposed (thumb) on their foot where the big toe is on humans.  Are the folks trying to sort this out a bit short on intelligence??

[Trinity]

I think we should get it, put in a pink brine and display it down at the market right next to the uncovered cheese.  We can either sell it to a hungry traveller or charge for views.

[El Peludo]

Ha!  Trinity, that made me think of a meat department in a real mexican neighborhood "mercado", for some reason or another.  They have cow heads, pig heads, sheep heads, eyeballs, tongue, and all sorts of old fashioned stuff that you would never find in a modern "gringo" place, not to mention a really good selection of "regular" cuts of meat.  Only problem with them is that the hygeine is usually somewhat lacking in a true-to-culture place.  The second thing that tramped through my imagines eye was the back bar in a saloon I used to frequent; ol' Pat had a row of them gallon jars lined up back there that you could get a real feed from, if ya' was a'mind to.  Many an evenings meal consisted of the wonderful fare from those jars; next day was MURDER, though.

[litl rooster]

I think we should get it, put in a pink brine and display it down at the market right next to the uncovered cheese.  We can either sell it to a hungry traveller or charge for views.

I vote for charging to look at it..............

[Lucky Irish Tom]

With tha proceeds going to your campaign , right Rooster? 

[Trinity]

Ha!  Trinity, that made me think of a meat department in a real mexican neighborhood "mercado", for some reason or another.  They have cow heads, pig heads, sheep heads, eyeballs, tongue, and all sorts of old fashioned stuff that you would never find in a modern "gringo" place, not to mention a really good selection of "regular" cuts of meat.  Only problem with them is that the hygeine is usually somewhat lacking in a true-to-culture place.  The second thing that tramped through my imagines eye was the back bar in a saloon I used to frequent; ol' Pat had a row of them gallon jars lined up back there that you could get a real feed from, if ya' was a'mind to.  Many an evenings meal consisted of the wonderful fare from those jars; next day was MURDER, though.

Heck, you should stop in some of the small town/back woods corner markets in NC.  They may not offer the heads, but all sorts of other odds and ends.  

I once had an "aperitif" from asia that had been acting as a rat marinade for several years.