The Tall Tales Lost and Found Dept. El Peludo Manager

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Dang it Del, with Slim gaurdin tha Search tha onliest way ta git ta use iz ta wave sum velveeter at im!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Thank ya, sir. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I lost something, but I can't remember what, anyone seen it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Yep, it's on the back shelf. 

Slim

[El Peludo]

I sure am glad that somebody is sort of watchin' this place, and the job is "pro bono".  I'd have got fired a long time ago, if it wasn't.  No one seemed to want to take advantage of my tonsorial services - can't say as I blame 'em, either, and the shelves in the back room was gettin so dusty from lack of use, I just took to wanderin, and hardly ever come by the lost and found, anymore.

[Silver Creek Slim]

A voice comes from the bowels of the Lost and Found, "I think I found my mind back here. Nope, I was mistaken." 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

From another section can be heard a voice exclaiming, "So that's where Jimmy Hoffa went!"

[litl rooster]

quiet Irish Tom, don't want those Union guys snoopn' around here.

[Delmonico]

Do they wear Union Suits?

[litl rooster]

 and lots of gold jewelry

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Oh, THOSE Union guys................

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Are they from The Sicilian Union???

[litl rooster]

Are they from The Sicilian Union???

whads da matta you....We don't talk about it.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

lR iz right, fuggedaboutit! 

[Delmonico]

But I wanted a pizza with anchovies.

[litl rooster]

But I wanted a pizza with anchovies.

call the Middle Eastern guy at Pizza Hut.......they deliver

[Ozark Tracker]

call the Middle Eastern guy at Pizza Hut.......they deliver

Ya mean he's from Ohio

[litl rooster]

  Hey, what them Union Guys do with "the Hairy One"?   

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Mebbe we should look for im in tha Lost an Found! 

[El Peludo]

He's been seen around (El Peludo, that is), but he ain't got much to say.