The Tall Tales Lost and Found Dept. El Peludo Manager

[Silver Creek Slim]

Del said he needed a trim. 

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

EP, this is formulated differently than the stuff for the percs. It's labeled for auto drips on the front, 7oz. rectangular clear bottle. Liquid is kind of a pastel greenish/bluish color. Back label has an 800 number, but no web site. distributed by Reckitt Benckiser, Inc., Wayne, N.J.. Claim on back says safely removes hidden lime, calcium, and other water deposits that build up inside Auto drips & Espresso makers............Buck

[Delmonico]

Who says I need a trim and shave?  Youll have to pardon the T-Shirt, I'm cleaning house on the side.   See Cammie it's not white, ain't even much grey.  Digital cameras are fun, you can watch the view screen in the bathroom mirror.

[Forty Rod]

Wot the hail izzat stickin' up outa your tee shirt collar?  An' me without a shootin' iron close to hand.

[Trinity]

Ah thank tha'ss his haid!   

Where did you get that shirt?  My father would like one like it.  It seems that he won't wear a shirt to work with the horses in unless it's on the verge of falling apart.

[Delmonico]

My kids gave it to me about 15 years ago, I keep it cause it's got a picture of one of them dogs on it.

[Chance]

If anyone gets the chance to look among that rubbish out the back of El Peludo's place see if you can find Del's pants. He looks kinda embarrassed without 'em.

[litl rooster]

I followed that last guy out of here now I am lost...............I don't think I'm in "Oz" any more

[Trinity]

Nope!  An' it ain' Kansas neither.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Del, I see ya "found" some new spectacles. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Got those a couple of months ago when we had to use the glasses part of the insurance.  That ain't included on the Retirement insurance.   They look like blued steel but ar titanium.  Got a couple pair of gold filled originals that fit my face, not easy to find.  I need to get lenses in one of those sometime, but they can only do polycarbonate inthem be cause of the width of the lens hole and my persc.

The titanium will almost not bend and will not corrode.

[Silver Creek Slim]

They look good on ya.

Slim

[Delmonico]

I was 'spossed to get new glasses last year, but with all the meds I was on it wasn't a good idea, them things can mess things up.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I need to get new specs too, but I can't "find" any frames that I like at the local stores. 

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I'm overdue myself, durn small print is gettin' REAL small....Buck(what doesn't have vision with retirement)

[Arcey]

Finally got the right ones.  Steel 'n poly carb.  Sideshields.

Clerk said because Newport News Shipbuilding 'n Drydock is nearby, they carry the things to comply with the yard's safety requirements.

Have insurance thru the HMO.  As much as I'm paying for it I should.  Wife's premium for her and my youngest thru the School Board is less than half what I pay for just me.  Same company, same coverage.  Different employers.

[Delmonico]

Buck, you didn't have vision before you retired.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Yeah, but at least I had insurance on it Need a new scrip bad, at least on the bifocal end of things. Startin' to hang the newspaper on my nose again. Wife says I'm on the confuser too much............Buck

[Delmonico]

I gave up the bifocal, it makes it hard to see as far as my feet, might be why I fell last year.  With these I can look under it or just take them off.

[Delmonico]

Ok, they were right, a haircut does make me look younger.