The Tall Tales Lost and Found Dept. El Peludo Manager

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Arcey

#40
June 08, 2006, 05:14:44 PM
Wunder if they got 'em an oyster Slurpee while they wuz in there...........
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Delmonico

#41
June 08, 2006, 05:30:30 PM
litl rooster always gets him on when he's there, long with a grits ice cream bar and  a................... :P

"Scuse me, I got to go take one a my anti-nausa pills, just grossed myself out, anyone else need a Reglan. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#42
June 08, 2006, 06:34:22 PM
Bobstown Newbrassssssssky appears to be lost. I wonder if it's on one of the back shelves.  ::)

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#43
June 08, 2006, 06:40:33 PM
Sorry Slim, there is a bronze plaque at that cemetary comemeratin' it, I read it again Memorial Day,
my cousin saw it the day of Dad's funeral and said, "there used to be a town here, I didn't know that." ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Camille Eonich

#44
June 08, 2006, 06:55:49 PM
Men's da ones what can't read maps.  >:(
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Four-Eyed Buck

#45
June 08, 2006, 06:59:20 PM
I can, too. Just don't like to fold'em.............. 8) ::) :o ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

#46
June 08, 2006, 07:11:38 PM
Men can read maps they just don't ask direcions and I know why. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#47
June 08, 2006, 08:12:38 PM
Quote from: Arcey on June 08, 2006, 11:58:18 AM
Hoffas in an end zone it Giants Stadium.  Didn't even give 'im a seat on the fifty. That ole gal is still up there, ain't outtah gas yet.  Flight 19 is in the Oki.. Oka.  Okeefino..  Some damned swamp in Jo-ja.....

Hoffa ain' in tha Gigantics stadium.  Dontcha watch mythbusters?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Forty Rod

#48
June 08, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
All real men can read maps...'cept second lieutenants...and some of us are good enough to draw maps.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Lucky Irish Tom

#49
June 09, 2006, 08:49:46 AM
Trinity can draw Maps, when the nurses let him have his crayons!  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Delmonico

#50
June 09, 2006, 09:19:38 AM
Rock and Roll Seargents can't read maps either, Paul Harvey did a Rest of the Story about how Elvis got lost and ended up on the wrong side of the line with someone else overnight.  They found their way back in the mornin' afore they were caught.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Camille Eonich

#51
June 09, 2006, 03:52:54 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on June 08, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
All real men can read maps...'cept second lieutenants...and some of us are good enough to draw maps.


Izzat why "real men" developed GPSs that talk to them?
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Arcey

#52
June 09, 2006, 04:00:35 PM
No, they developed it to stick in their wives' cars...............
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Camille Eonich

#53
June 09, 2006, 04:03:20 PM
That's why you see so many women with them. ::)
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Arcey

#54
June 09, 2006, 04:08:35 PM
Yup.......
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

litl rooster

#55
June 09, 2006, 04:14:10 PM
Quote from: Camille Eonich on June 09, 2006, 03:52:54 PM

Izzat why "real men" developed GPSs that talk to them?


A married man didn't invent GPS that talks :o ::) :o
Mathew 5.9

Camille Eonich

#56
June 09, 2006, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on June 09, 2006, 04:14:10 PM

A married man didn't invent GPS that talks :o ::) :o


That's not whut are c says.  Y'all need to get yer stories straight.  I got one of the pornographic memories.  ;D
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Arcey

#57
June 09, 2006, 05:02:59 PM
Ain't sayin' nuttin' else in this thread...........
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

El Peludo

#58
June 09, 2006, 05:11:23 PM
Hey!!  Anybody need a trim, or a shave??  I just opened this place up, and find that someone has been tossin' stuff in the back "Lost and Found" room, and the place is a mess.  I think I need to shave somebody, just to help me unwind.  :o :o ;D ;D

There's some lady - kind'a looks like Miz Camille ( :-[ :-[) - a'wanderin' around in there with one of them new fangled GPS"findin' out where yer at" gizmos, but I think she's tryin' to make a phone call with it.  She'll poke at some buttons and the gadget will go beep, then she'll go over to one corner or another, trippin' and stumblin' over stuff, and put the thing up to her ear and yell "can you hear me, now??".  ::) :o :D :D ;D

I think I'm gonna have to get in there and toss some stuff, and get things neated up some.  I think I'll just toss the stuff that has been in there the longest, and stuff I ain't got any room for out on the heap out back.  If you're missing something, you might want to look out there, first.  :P ;D :D :D
El Peludo (The Hairy Man)
Las Vegas, Nevada Territory
Lifer in: Life, NRA, NAHC, SASS, SBSS,WARTHOG, DIRTY RATS
IBEW(Retired), Shooter since 1955.
             Roop County Cowboy (FF)
             Original Member: Grass Valley Rangers,
             Camp Beale Land and Cattle Company.

Delmonico

#59
June 09, 2006, 05:28:10 PM
I don't have no GPS talkin' or not, I live in Newbrassky, when we get lost we walk to the top of the hill and can see fer miles. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.
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