Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Marshal harpoluke]

Always knew there was something odd about that damn sheep (SPIT) herder,,,,,,,,,,  He's mike tyson,,, likes to bite peoples ears when he knows he losing the fight!

Such language from a 'Lady'; I beg Your pardon, do You eat with that mouth?




Spanks Her dereire.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Spanks Her dereire.

I don't think ya can do that without her husband's permission.

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

I'd watch spanking any womans dereire if'n she's holding a shotgun   plus her husband's got a new shotgun, and just itching to try it out.

[Marshal harpoluke]

I'd watch spanking any womans dereire if'n she's holding a shotgun   plus her husband's got a new shotgun, and just itching to try it out.

I beg Your pardon,

" I won't be insulted, I won't be wronged, I won't be laid a hand upon; these things I do not do myself, I require it from others"  John Wayne

Tosses Gauntlet.

She's a liar too;  Her title say's' Miss'.

When it comes to shotguns, My other handle is 'Shotgun Luke'.

A 10ga trumps a 12 every Time!

Believe You owe Me an apology.

[litl rooster]

I don't think ya can do that without her husband's permission.

Slim

I'd watch spanking any womans dereire if'n she's holding a shotgun   plus her husband's got a new shotgun, and just itching to try it out.

I beg Your pardon,

" I won't be insulted, I won't be wronged, I won't be laid a hand upon; these things I do not do myself, I require it from others"  John Wayne

Tosses Gauntlet.

She's a liar too;  Her title say's' Miss'.

When it comes to shotguns, My other handle is 'Shotgun Luke'.

A 10ga trumps a 12 every Time!

Believe You owe Me an apology.

Old man you wouldn't have a chance with me, or her....................watch yer step.........Only warning

[Delmonico]

I'll put a dollar on the Cowboy from Ol' Virginny.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Seen im shoot, an my money iz still on him! 

[Montana Darlin]

I beg Your pardon,

" I won't be insulted, I won't be wronged, I won't be laid a hand upon; these things I do not do myself, I require it from others"  John Wayne

Tosses Gauntlet.

She's a liar too;  Her title say's' Miss'.

When it comes to shotguns, My other handle is 'Shotgun Luke'.

A 10ga trumps a 12 every Time!

Believe You owe Me an apology.

How dare you??  you have the gall to come in here and even suggest such a thing as spanking my derrier, I am a MARRIED woman you had absolutely no business what so ever even suggesting such a thing.

As for being a "liar"  apparently you know NOTHING about the South.  Doesn't matter if a woman is married or not they are called "Miss" by everyone.  Last time I checked I did live south of the Mason Dixon line and therefore I do live in the south and it is proper ettiquette to call a lady "Miss" married or not.   So if you are going to be spouting off at the mouth get your facts straight.

As for shotguns, I can and will outshoot you any day.  Doesn't matter if it's a 10 or 12ga, I'll outshoot you.  You hide behind that shotgun likes it's your saviour or something.

And no one owes you an apology. You owe me one for what you said, but I doubt you are man enough to even offer one.

[Delmonico]

Nuther dollar on no apology.

[Arcey]

See yer buck on that 'n raise ya fitty cents on some lame come back.................

BTW, nice job Miz Montana.  Heh, heh..

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Yep, he done poked a stick in tha hornets nest now. I'll put 5 dollars federal on Miz Montana!  He he he da shepherd gonna get sheared instead a tha flock.  Ya best git tha flock outta here Marshal! 

[Delmonico]

Raise 'nuther dollar the come back has 10 ga or dynomite in it.   Either that or he's a gonna go bible quotin' on ya like he done thinks he cornered the market on it. 

"Course us Druids don't give a durn fer his quotin' and thumpin'.

[Trinity]

Long live Mother Earth! 

[Trinity]

Having already forgotten all the charm he had learned during the previous school year, Trinity enters the schoolhouse and takes his seat for another year of learning.

*Burrrrrrrrp*

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks in from his trip in the Dismal River. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hoping to do better than last year Irish walks in and puts a box a chocolates, and a bud vase with roses in it on Miz Montanan's desk.  He takes a seat across the room from Slim.

[litl rooster]

 litl' rooster tyed his brogans proper like and washed behind his ears..................now sittin' at the back of the room with a bag full of ear potatoes to throw at Trinity

[Montana Darlin]

Miss Montana walks into the classroom and comes up behind litlrooster sittin' in the back row and grabs hold of his ear and marches him to the front of the class and makes him throw away his bag of ear potatoes, and assigns him a seat in the first row so she can keep an eye on him.

Trinity, did you forget all I taught you last year about manners?  Say excuse me when you burp like that.

Slim, ya could've at least bathed in the Dismal River before coming to class.

Thank you Lucky Irish Tom for the lovely roses and sumptuous chocolates.  Some fellas do have some class afterall.   

[Arcey]

<<----strolls in late.  Smacks Tom upside the head with a walkin' stick.......

Teacher's pet.....

<<--grins.  Hands the stick ta Miz Montana, points at Rooster then leaves...........

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the floor and says "Ah done fergot, Miss Montaner.  Sorry"

Then he goes to the garbage can and retrieves the bag of ear potatoes.  "Don' never throw this stuff away.  Mah Mama used ta make kaindles outta tha famblies ear wax!"