Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

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Marshal harpoluke

#160
August 14, 2006, 11:56:03 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 10:03:47 AM
Don't think rock salt works out at 250 yards.   ;D
>:(

Da Rocksalt works to about 50 Yrds, but the highwalll to about 800yrds. ;D

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Delmonico

#161
August 14, 2006, 12:13:22 PM
Didn't think I'd need to drag out the Sharps fer just a sheep (spit) herder.  Sides that they is easy to sneak closer on.   Find Delmonico in this picture. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

#162
August 14, 2006, 12:17:10 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 12:13:22 PM
Didn't think I'd need to drag out the Sharps fer just a sheep (spit) herder.  Sides that they is easy to sneak closer on.   Find Delmonico in this picture. ;D
;D

7:00oclock low.


Crawling on the ground like a reptile! ;D :( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Delmonico

#163
August 14, 2006, 12:28:07 PM
Nope, behind the big Osage Orange tree behind you not in the picture.  She sheep (spit) herders are easy to fool and sneak up on.   ;D ;D :P :P :P

The 22 WCF scores another vermint. :o
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

#164
August 14, 2006, 12:50:22 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 12:28:07 PM
Nope, behind the big Osage Orange tree behind you not in the picture.  She sheep (spit) herders are easy to fool and sneak up on.   ;D ;D :P :P :P

The 22 WCF scores another vermint. :o
;D

Its a good thing I got My barrel armor on, bullet bounces Marshal swings arount , clangs Dells Dutch Oven cracks another one. :o

;D :D ;D

Dell's staggering round in a daze,  Marshal relieves Himself into Dell's Dutch Oven, Da Sheep takes a dump in it also--is that Your version of 'Son of a bitch stew'? :D :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Inquiring minds wants to know? ;D


:o

;D :D ;D

8)
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Delmonico

#165
August 14, 2006, 12:54:17 PM
Thats the trouble with sheep (spit) herders, they won't admit they've been had. ;)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

#166
August 14, 2006, 01:09:27 PM
Is Miz Montana gonna think you two is charmin'??????????????? 8) ::) :o
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

#167
August 14, 2006, 01:20:02 PM
Naw we's both gonna be in deep. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

#168
August 14, 2006, 01:40:05 PM
 ;D
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Marshal harpoluke

#169
August 14, 2006, 01:50:30 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 01:20:02 PM
Naw we's both gonna be in deep. ;D
:D

Quittin's for Fags.  Americans neveer give up or quit, neither does Johnny Reb. :o

Marshal jumps up n bites Delmonico's ear. :o

;D :D ;D

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Delmonico

#170
August 14, 2006, 03:00:47 PM
Delmonico runs to the doctor to get medicine to prevent the Sheep Gleep. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

#171
August 14, 2006, 04:05:38 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 03:00:47 PM
Delmonico runs to the doctor to get medicine to prevent the Sheep Gleep. ;D
:o

Too late,

Dell turns into a  >Spit< "Sheep Hearder". :o

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P




;D :D ;D
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#172
August 14, 2006, 07:27:52 PM
Such language from a sky pilot!  Somebody is going to have a special gift for you when you go to see him.  A one way ticket to...  ;D
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Delmonico

#173
August 14, 2006, 07:31:06 PM
Miz Montana's gonna wash his mouth out with lye soap. :o

She knows all my an-ticks was only ta defend the honor of her school.  'Sides that back shootin' a sheep (spit) herder ain't no breech of eddy-quit. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Montana Darlin

#174
August 14, 2006, 11:40:20 PM
Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on August 14, 2006, 01:50:30 PM
Marshal jumps up n bites Delmonico's ear. :o


Always knew there was something odd about that damn sheep (SPIT) herder,,,,,,,,,,  He's mike tyson,,, likes to bite peoples ears when he knows he losing the fight! ::)

Marshal harpoluke

#175
August 15, 2006, 12:08:32 AM
Quote from: Montana Darlin on August 14, 2006, 11:40:20 PM

Always knew there was something odd about that damn sheep (SPIT) herder,,,,,,,,,,  He's mike tyson,,, likes to bite peoples ears when he knows he losing the fight! ::)
;D

My Dearest Miss Montana,

I beg Your pardon.  One bites an dogs ears to pacifiy it, Old sled dog trick.  Since Dell refers to Himself as a "Mongrel" historian, what is the Problem?

You look so pretty when You are wet, covered with soot and angery. ::)

:o

;D :D ;D
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Marshal harpoluke

#176
August 15, 2006, 12:12:19 AM
Quote from: Trinity on August 14, 2006, 07:27:52 PM
Such language from a sky pilot!  Somebody is going to have a special gift for you when you go to see him.  A one way ticket to...  ;D
;D

What fer saying Cosie?

Ah ain't perfect, just forgivin.  Thats whot He's all about.
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Marshal harpoluke

#177
August 15, 2006, 12:16:29 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 07:31:06 PM
Miz Montana's gonna wash his mouth out with lye soap. :o

She knows all my an-ticks was only ta defend the honor of her school.  'Sides that back shootin' a sheep (spit) herder ain't no breech of eddy-quit. ;D
???

One of these days Dell, You is gunna make sence. :D

Ah see the trnsformation is proceding;  You is already starting to count Sheep. ;D

:o

;D :D ;D
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Montana Darlin

#178
August 15, 2006, 12:33:34 AM
Miss Montana sends her kitty kat after sheep (spit) herder,,, her kitty hates sheep (spit) herders, and eats sheep just for fun.

Marshal harpoluke

#179
August 15, 2006, 01:03:56 AM
Quote from: Montana Darlin on August 15, 2006, 12:33:34 AM
Miss Montana sends her kitty kat after sheep (spit) herder,,, her kitty hates sheep (spit) herders, and eats sheep just for fun.
;D

My  Deariist Miss Montana,

thank You for the wonderful Tiger Rug. ;D   Had to puntch Him out face to face(didn't want to damage His hide) He goes very well in My Study adjacent to

Den where there are three Tiger kitten rugs courtisy of Ozark Traveler. ;D

He's a perfect match, it is so nice to have a warm rug to curl up upon on a cold evning nite. ;D

It is very good to have a nice hot cup of tea and crummpet.  Da Sheep sends His reguards,

Pleasant evning to Ya,

Marshal

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