Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

Started by Ozark Tracker, May 27, 2006, 08:25:50 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Ozark Tracker

I hate to say it but,  I think Darth went into this chase about half baked :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

He should have stayed in his former job of Cobbler. ;D ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Montana Darlin

Quote from: Delmonico on August 04, 2006, 09:28:44 PM
The eller-funk runs into Miz Montana's School of Charm and peeks over the dressing room at the ladies who are changin' clothes. ;D  The screams scare it off and it departs for parts unkown, runnin' over the Darth Tater along the way. ;D 



Miss Montana finds the run away eller funk and smacks him on the trumpet,   

If you are going to be in MY then you are going to behave like a decent eller funk, now quit rampaging thru threads, walk calmly and no one will know you are there.

The eller funk calmly walks out of Miss Montana's charm school and head over to Trinity Land.

Ozark Tracker

miss Montana puts a new line on the sign outside,


Charm taught to anybody or any animal.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 05, 2006, 08:37:26 PM
miss Montana puts a new line on the sign outside,


Charm taught to anybody or any animal.
;D

Da Sheep see sign, throws dynomite into the 'Charm School' blowing it to smitherines. :o

Black, souty, Ms Montana staggers out falls straight into the trough of Sheep Dip. ;D

Marshal tips hat, N rides off on Da Sheep. ;D

;D :D ;D
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

litl rooster

   There will be Hell to pay now.........................................................
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

I tolt ya sheep herders had no manners, as well as no originallity. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Yep, but he left out the 10 ga. ;D  Anyone who would be so mean to Miz Montana would eat sheep poop. ;D

I think she'll just shoot him in the back, that would be real charmin'. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

She probably won't stop at the back shooting.  She'll probably pull out a machete.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

Quote from: Trinity on August 13, 2006, 09:50:45 AM
Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?


Super size it with a 10 ga....................................extra 49 centabo's
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Marshal harpoluke

SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on August 13, 2006, 09:57:29 AM
Yep, but he left out the 10 ga. ;D  Anyone who would be so mean to Miz Montana would eat sheep poop. ;D

I think she'll just shoot him in the back, that would be real charmin'. ;D
:o

Ah always said You'ts was a no good low down bushwhacken, backshootin Cantancerous, Crackpot Cosie. :o :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Now Ya done confirmed It by Yer own words. ;D

Cosies, Spit. >:(
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Delmonico

Never said I had any problem shootin' someone in the back, makes a lot of sense.  Long Live Tom Horn, the best Gunfighter in the Old West. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on August 13, 2006, 03:28:01 PM
Never said I had any problem shootin' someone in the back, makes a lot of sense.  Long Live Tom Horn, the best Gunfighter in the Old West. ;D
;D

If memery serves Me right He was hung by neck till dead. :o :P

;D :D ;D
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Just cause he was framed for a killin' he didn't do, he was too good to have shot that kid by accident.   ;D  He got Isom Dart/Ned Huddleson out in front of his cabin peein'. ;D

Jim Miller got Pat Garrett when he was peein' also, 'member that next time ya got to take a pee, Delmonico might be there with his Low-Wall in 22 WCF. ::)

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on August 13, 2006, 09:03:18 PM
Just cause he was framed for a killin' he didn't do, he was too good to have shot that kid by accident.   ;D  He got Isom Dart/Ned Huddleson out in front of his cabin peein'. ;D

Jim Miller got Pat Garrett when he was peein' also, 'member that next time ya got to take a pee, Delmonico might be there with his Low-Wall in 22 WCF. ::)


;D

Sauce for the Goose, Sauce for Da Gander!  When You'sts is wizzing, 10ga. Rock Salt. :o

heh, Heh, HEH! :o

;D

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Delmonico

Don't think rock salt works out at 250 yards.   ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk
© 1995 - 2024 CAScity.com