Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Ozark Tracker]

I hate to say it but,  I think Darth went into this chase about half baked

[Delmonico]

He should have stayed in his former job of Cobbler.

[Montana Darlin]

The eller-funk runs into Miz Montana's School of Charm and peeks over the dressing room at the ladies who are changin' clothes.   The screams scare it off and it departs for parts unkown, runnin' over the Darth Tater along the way.  

Miss Montana finds the run away eller funk and smacks him on the trumpet,   

If you are going to be in MY then you are going to behave like a decent eller funk, now quit rampaging thru threads, walk calmly and no one will know you are there.

The eller funk calmly walks out of Miss Montana's charm school and head over to Trinity Land.

[Ozark Tracker]

miss Montana puts a new line on the sign outside,


Charm taught to anybody or any animal.

[Marshal harpoluke]

miss Montana puts a new line on the sign outside,


Charm taught to anybody or any animal.

Da Sheep see sign, throws dynomite into the 'Charm School' blowing it to smitherines.

Black, souty, Ms Montana staggers out falls straight into the trough of Sheep Dip.

Marshal tips hat, N rides off on Da Sheep.

[litl rooster]

   There will be Hell to pay now.........................................................

[Delmonico]

I tolt ya sheep herders had no manners, as well as no originallity.

[Trinity]

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?

[Delmonico]

Yep, but he left out the 10 ga.   Anyone who would be so mean to Miz Montana would eat sheep poop.

I think she'll just shoot him in the back, that would be real charmin'.

[Trinity]

She probably won't stop at the back shooting.  She'll probably pull out a machete.

[litl rooster]

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?

Super size it with a 10 ga....................................extra 49 centabo's

[Trinity]

 

[Marshal harpoluke]

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?

Let the Carnage begin.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Yep, but he left out the 10 ga.   Anyone who would be so mean to Miz Montana would eat sheep poop.

I think she'll just shoot him in the back, that would be real charmin'.

Ah always said You'ts was a no good low down bushwhacken, backshootin Cantancerous, Crackpot Cosie.

Now Ya done confirmed It by Yer own words.

Cosies, Spit.

[Delmonico]

Never said I had any problem shootin' someone in the back, makes a lot of sense.  Long Live Tom Horn, the best Gunfighter in the Old West.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Never said I had any problem shootin' someone in the back, makes a lot of sense.  Long Live Tom Horn, the best Gunfighter in the Old West.

If memery serves Me right He was hung by neck till dead.

[Trinity]

Naw.  That was the other Tom Horn. 

[Delmonico]

Just cause he was framed for a killin' he didn't do, he was too good to have shot that kid by accident.     He got Isom Dart/Ned Huddleson out in front of his cabin peein'.

Jim Miller got Pat Garrett when he was peein' also, 'member that next time ya got to take a pee, Delmonico might be there with his Low-Wall in 22 WCF.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Just cause he was framed for a killin' he didn't do, he was too good to have shot that kid by accident.     He got Isom Dart/Ned Huddleson out in front of his cabin peein'.

Jim Miller got Pat Garrett when he was peein' also, 'member that next time ya got to take a pee, Delmonico might be there with his Low-Wall in 22 WCF.

Sauce for the Goose, Sauce for Da Gander!  When You'sts is wizzing, 10ga. Rock Salt.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Delmonico]

Don't think rock salt works out at 250 yards.