Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Trinity]

"Ah ain' wearin' no dress!  AIN' AIN' AIN'!"

[Ozark Tracker]

with much pomp and cirdumstance, Trinity becomes the first male graduet of the charm school, he is now ready to be suave and debonare and meet the ladies and gentlemen fo the world.

[Delmonico]

He wore a black teddy with red lace to school.

[Sod Buster]

Sodbuster, leave those bird droppings alone, quit putting them on others' vehicles.

I'm testing them as fertilizer.

Now for todays etiquette lesson, sitting up straight in proper dress.................

I ain't got a "proper dress" and I ain't wearing one anyway.  Trinity is the pretty one!

[Delmonico]

Guess what, it's no mulberry seadon in Newbrassky, the time of year that the bird poop turns PURPLE

[litl rooster]

Guess what, it's no mulberry seadon in Newbrassky, the time of year that the bird poop turns PURPLE

Between them and the black berry's your right.  The trees are full of Mulberry's here.   Why does the children song say Mulberry bush?

[Delmonico]

Cause they can be kept trimed down as a bush if ye keep at them.

[Trinity]

"Ah ain' no lil Mary!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico wouln't tolerate a litl Mary in his cook camp that wore a black teddy with red lace.

[Trinity]

I would hope not! 

[Montana Darlin]

"Ah ain' wearin' no dress!  AIN' AIN' AIN'!"

Trinity, you don't have to wear a dress to graduation, all I ask is that you are properly dressed in your Sunday best, on your best behavior.

[Montana Darlin]

I'm testing them as fertilizer.

It's called chicken litter, and believe it or not I do know someone that litl rooster used to work for that fed chicken litter to his cattle.  You'd have to ask him all about it, he loved feeding it,  roflmao

[Delmonico]

Trinity, you don't have to wear a dress to graduation, all I ask is that you are properly dressed in your Sunday best, on your best behavior.

As much chance of the former as the latter.

[Delmonico]

BTW is Kitty Litter when you get caught throwin' a cat out of the car winder.

[Montana Darlin]

BTW is Kitty Litter when you get caught throwin' a cat out of the car winder.

That's what I heard.

[Delmonico]

I'm going to be serious here for a bit, there is one thing thats worries me.    They make olive oil out of olives, they make soy bean oil out of soy beans, peanut oil out of peanuts and corn oil out of corn, so what do they make baby oil out of.


Anyway I think Trinity should wear the dress to grady-ation, heck them dancin' shoes is still glued to his feet, why they would look funny with a clawhammer coat and tie.

[Trinity]

"Ah done tore tha shoes offa mah feet.  They's a little bloody an' Ah kain' walk, but least Ah don' have them shoes on! 

"Miss Montana, is this ok fer gradgitation?"

[litl rooster]

Trinity,  You might want to go back to the Pimp suit, Betwenz Miz Montana tryin' to educate you and me tryn' to make you a bisnezz man you need to dress impotanat.

[Trinity]

OK...

[Montana Darlin]

The "pimp" suit is fine, if that is your sunday best.