Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Ozark Tracker]

washed??  Iif'n I hadn't a got clicked off of it  I'd had to poke myself in the eyes.  now that's "dainty"

[Silver Creek Slim]

<<<<<walks in>>>>>        strides over to Slim and with a loud POP pulls the cotton from Slims ears,,,,, looks like someone hasn't washed their ears lately.

"I'z supposta warsh ma ears?"

Slim

[Delmonico]

Yep and you should save all that ear wax, when you have enough get a string and make a candle.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Can I use it fer boolit lube? 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

You better be careful about using  your ear wx for anythnig around an open flame,  with all the black powder you load, some of it may have found it's way into your ear,  that wax may be like a bomb if it gets too near fire.

[Delmonico]

Don't know 'bout booolet lube, I know you can wax yer truck with it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Why would I want ta wax my truck? I don't even wash it. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Didn't know, I don't wash mine either.   Maybe ya could wax yer wife's 'burban.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Didn't know, I don't wash mine either.   Maybe ya could wax yer wife's 'burban.

Don't wash that either. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Miz Montana, Missus Slim just called, he's home waxin' the furniture with ear wax.

Can ya teach him that just cause I tell him to do sumthin' he shouldn't cause I might just be settin' him up.

[Montana Darlin]

Miz Montana, Missus Slim just called, he's home waxin' the furniture with ear wax.

Slim, ya can't be waxing the furniture with ear wax, use it on your shoes to keep them dry, everything will just slide off the furniture.

[Delmonico]

Thank Ya maam, he is so gulible.

[Trinity]

Why would I want ta wax my truck? I don't even wash it. 

Slim

Me neither!

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Some bird decided this morning that he wanted mine, put his deposit on it..............

[Sod Buster]

Some bird decided this morning that he wanted mine, put his deposit on it..............

Just marking his territory.  The bird must like it. 

[Montana Darlin]

Class, Class, Class? (extremely loud whistle), CLASS, NOW SETTLE DOWN AND TAKE YOUR SEATS.

Trinity, thanks for taking over while I was gone.

litl rooster, don't make me hog tie you and call your parents.

Slim, quick picking at your ears, I know they feel funny since you washed them.

Del, quit slurping your soup.

Sodbuster, leave those bird droppings alone, quit putting them on others' vehicles.

Now for todays etiquette lesson, sitting up straight in proper dress.................

[litl rooster]

Geee whiz Trinity must be leaving a Mason Jar of water on this Teecherz desk two

[Ozark Tracker]

Class, Class, Class? (extremely loud whistle), CLASS, NOW SETTLE DOWN AND TAKE YOUR SEATS.


, sitting up straight in proper dress.................

You mean Trinity's still a wearing that proper dress from last night

[Trinity]

You mean Trinity's still a wearing that proper dress from last night

  NO!

[Ozark Tracker]

well I'm glad ya ain't,  that thar was an evening dress and you was at school durin the day.