Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Silver Creek Slim]

Yep, the difficult one has spoken.  Miz Montana, if ya need help with Slim let me know.

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

All she needs to deal with Slim is some Castor Oil!

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Sod Buster]

  ban Sod Buster

Oh-oh..... 

[Delmonico]

Castor Oil and the Famous Delmonico Hot Sauce.

[Silver Creek Slim]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

[Delmonico]

All Slim did was sniff it.

[Trinity]

"Ah lahk this hair school.  The teacher don' say nothin' ta ya! "
<< BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! >>

[Sod Buster]

"Ah lahk this hair school.  The teacher don' say nothin' ta ya! "
<< BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! >>

Trinity, you best mind your Ps & Qs or you'll never get one of these:


You want yer momma to be proud don't ya?

[Trinity]

"Ah don' thank no momma would be proud if'n her boy would look lahk that!  Kahnda dainty lookin', ain' he?" 

[Sod Buster]

"Ah don' thank no momma would be proud if'n her boy would look lahk that!  Kahnda dainty lookin', ain' he?" 

That's what Charm School does to ya. 
It makes you a Dandy.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Then, I ain't goin' ta no Charm School. <Slim goes back ta his County ta make cheese and butter>

[Montana Darlin]

Then, I ain't goin' ta no Charm School. <Slim goes back ta his County ta make cheese and butter>

Slim, you git on back here, there's plenty of time to make cheese and butter, you  need some educatin'.
Now GIT ON THE BUS.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim, now you gonna havta wear shoes,  you oughta see Trinity trying to walk in his, 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I can't hear yoooooooooou! La, la, la... 

[Montana Darlin]

I can't hear yoooooooooou! La, la, la... 

<<<<<walks in>>>>>        strides over to Slim and with a loud POP pulls the cotton from Slims ears,,,,, looks like someone hasn't washed their ears lately.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Miz  Montana, am I gonna have to use a wrap around on Slim to keep him in his seat?..........

[Trinity]

That's what Charm School does to ya. 
It makes you a Dandy.

"Ah din't say Dandy.  A Dandy is one thang, but Dainty is a man bein' girly!"

[Sod Buster]

"Ah din't say Dandy.  A Dandy is one thang, but Dainty is a man bein' girly!"

Oh....

[Trinity]

  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH!

Now Ah gotta go warsh mah eyes!!!!"