Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

Started by Ozark Tracker, May 27, 2006, 08:25:50 PM

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Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Whack him on the knuckles with a ruler. ;D  Boy I hope someone finds my turpintine and turns it into the Lost and Found, Trinity sure needs a turpintinin' :o ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

she a gonna check your hands to see if'n ya washed em. 
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Montana Darlin

Aww, gees, this is going to tougher then I thought.  :(

Trinity

"Look Mistress, Ah warshed them.  Please don' take tha cat-o-nine-tails ta me!" :o :o :o :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on May 28, 2006, 05:04:12 PM
"Look Mistress, Ah warshed them.  Please don' take tha cat-o-nine-tails ta me!" :o :o :o :o

I think you might be a candidate for the ball gag.
SASS #49789L, NCOWS #2493, RATS #122, WARTHOGS, SBSS, SCORRS, STORM #287
ROII, NRA RSO, NRA Benefactor, VSSA Life

Montana Darlin

Quote from: Trinity on May 28, 2006, 04:47:28 PM
<<Mistress??  Where's the torture den? ;D ;D>>



Trinity, this is not litl roosterville, that kind of behavior will NOT be tolerated, now sit up straight, and get yer elbows off the table.

Four-Eyed Buck

Get out the "Board of Education", Montana....... 8) ::) :o ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Trinity

"Don' blame me, Ah ain' the one what fust mentioned "mistress"! :-\
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

you gonna make her real mad and probally whip the bunch of us, and then thump litl rooster, just cause he's close by
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 28, 2006, 08:16:46 PM
you gonna make her real mad and probally whip the bunch of us, and then thump litl rooster, just cause he's close by

It's more like pistol whip....Then Buck, suggested a board.....Then Del give's out the location to the secret "cave"and Trinity.............well there is just no hope for him.........I better just go back to my own world and hide......Will be serving X large wings today on special and will run the INDY on the Big screen.....Come on down to litl'rooosterville's HOOTER's
Mathew 5.9

Sod Buster

SASS #49789L, NCOWS #2493, RATS #122, WARTHOGS, SBSS, SCORRS, STORM #287
ROII, NRA RSO, NRA Benefactor, VSSA Life

Sod Buster

Quote from: litl rooster on May 29, 2006, 04:39:15 AM
Will be serving X large wings today on special and will run the INDY on the Big screen.....Come on down to litl'rooosterville's HOOTER's

Sounds like a plan!
SASS #49789L, NCOWS #2493, RATS #122, WARTHOGS, SBSS, SCORRS, STORM #287
ROII, NRA RSO, NRA Benefactor, VSSA Life

Delmonico

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Delmonico leaves a 1/2 pipe tap, a 1/2 pipe plug, plumbers tape and a pipe wrench fer Miz Montana. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Camille Eonich

"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Silver Creek Slim

Miss Montana sure has a lot of work ahead of her.  ::) ::) ::)

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

Yep, the difficult one has spoken.  Miz Montana, if ya need help with Slim let me know. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

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