Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Each girls has 2 laigs so theys 14 laigs, theys carryin 343 big Chinee dinners an 2,401 egg roll fillings! 

Maf iz my favorite!

[Trinity]

"What is tha pernt?  Kin somebody 'splain ta me what in tarnation a bus is?"

[Montana Darlin]

Each girls has 2 laigs so theys 14 laigs, theys carryin 343 big Chinee dinners an 2,401 egg roll fillings! 

Maf iz my favorite!

Tom, you didn't complete the whole question, so you need to go back and rework the whole problem all over again please.

[Montana Darlin]

"What is tha pernt?  Kin somebody 'splain ta me what in tarnation a bus is?"

Trinity, a bus is what the women get off at the busstop downtown.  You wait there for them to get off, and you had better answer the question. 

[Montana Darlin]

Miz Montana, buses ain't got no laigs, they's got wheels.... 

O.k. Tensleep, how many legs are in the bus.

[Trinity]

Trinity, a bus is what the women get off at the busstop downtown.  You wait there for them to get off, and you had better answer the question. 

"Ohhhhh!  You's tawlkin' bout one-a theeyum thangs.  Ah lahk theeyum.  Awlways somethin' new steppin out.  'Mahnds me of tha caindy sto when ah were a boy."

[Tensleep]

Good morning class, today we are going to have a little math lesson, so please read the following carefully and let me know what your answer is.


There are 7 girls on a bus.  OK, 14 laigs

Each girl has 7 backpacks.  Dat's 49 backpacks

In each backpack are 7 big cats.  Dats 343 Big catz... so........ 1372 laigs

For each big cat there are 7 little cats. Dats 2401 Lil catz.... so.......... 9604 laigs

How many legs are on the bus?  Lemme see... 14 + 1372 + 9604 + 2 = ??

Good luck, and I look forward to seeing your answers.

Miss Montana

10992!!  Ten thousand, nine hunnert ninty two laigs!!!

[litl rooster]

  you attacked the way i did.....  but sure thought 4 eyed Buck would answered first, he's got the experiance

[Silver Creek Slim]

Two? 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

well I got a little different this time 10,990, course math ain't my speciality


Jackie's still giving it some thought,  she got 76,846 

[Montana Darlin]

Ozark has the right answer, 10,990.

Tensleep, I didn't say there was a busdriver.

Litl rooster counted the busdriver too.

But you did good.  I'm proud of you.

[Tensleep]

Tensleep, I didn't say there was a busdriver.

If they ain't no driver Miz Montana then ya got no need fer ah bus... they should be standin' on tha ground.

Them gals herdin' them catz shore ain't gonna drive no bus... 

[litl rooster]

If they ain't no driver Miz Montana then ya got no need fer ah bus... they should be standin' on tha ground.

Them gals herdin' them catz shore ain't gonna drive no bus... 

That my friend is Cowboy Logic

[Montana Darlin]

You are right Tensleep, it don't make no sense.  I'll try to remember that next time.

:-[Getting pretty good when you are outsmarted by one of your students.

[Montana Darlin]

O.k. now for the whole truth.  I got this in an email from my sister, and in the email you had to have the right answer to open the attachment and when you opened it you put your name on the list and saved it and then sent it off again.  I tried for about 30 minutes to get the answer and I finally had to call my sister and this is what I asked her............. What the hell is the answer?"

So she walked me through it step by step and I finally understood the whole problem.  Math has never been my strong point, but I didn't add the bus driver in because it didn't say there was a bus driver.  So now you know the whole story.  And thank you all for having some fun with this.

[Trinity]

"But....  They ain' no body what's got so many laigs.  'Sides, Ah only know mah cyphers ta 'lebenteen."

[Delmonico]

What if one of the cats was a three legged cat, with that many cats, one of them might have had an accident, laws of prob-billy'tea.

[Trinity]

"Ah done saw a two laigged cat oncet.  Only had front laigs, so tha owners made a little cart fer tha cat's hind eeeyund ta roll aroun' in.  Was this cat aboard? tha bus"

[Ozark Tracker]

"Ah done saw a two laigged cat oncet.  Only had front laigs, so tha owners made a little cart fer tha cat's hind eeeyund ta roll aroun' in.  Was this cat aboard? tha bus"

was that one of them middle aged cougars with 2 legs 

[Trinity]

was that one of them middle aged cougars with 2 legs 

"Naw, just a ol' barn cat.  Ah did drahv a two doored cougar oncet, though."