Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean we had another birthday, we' wasn't aware of   


well Happy Birthday if it applies 

[Silver Creek Slim]

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,17060


Slim

[Arcey]

Aww. now boys.........

I wuz just offerin' Mix Montana a l'il advice is all.


Hehehehehehehehe.....

[Top Dawg]

Psssssssst.  Lookee here, darlin'.  Lemme tell ya how it's done.

Myownself done turned 21 for the 35th time taday.  Don't tell nabody.  It's a secret.

But that's how it werks.  Stay young forever.  Just that gravity 'n wore out bones ain't buyin' the story.  Stickin' ta it ennyways.  I'm 21.

WOOF...... Happy be-lated birthday Arcey.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Snuck that one in on me, Arcey I've got ya by two years. Happy late birthday.......Buck

[Tensleep]

Miz Montana, you make sure that Banty Rooster treats ya right, doan take no stuff off him

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish tries to bring a cake for Arcey, but the local Fire Marshall bans it! 

[litl rooster]

   Dang it all, thought I posted it this morning...........Happy belated Birthday Arcey

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in and puts a tack on Miz Montana's chair.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish drops off the Hooter's Girls, so Miz Montana can teach em not ta be Hooter's Girls.

[Delmonico]

Trinity and lit rooster send a note to Santa to send some coal to the pub also.

[Trinity]

While litl rooster is busy writing the letter, Trinity takes the girls back to the litlroosterville Hooters. 


"They is jus' fahn tha way they is.  They don' need no learnin'."

[Delmonico]

Trinity leaves, failing to see all the back issues of Cosmopolitan magazine on Miz Montan's desk.

[litl rooster]

Trinity leaves, failing to see all the back issues of Cosmopolitan magazine on Miz Montan's desk.

but litl rooster doesn't and strikes a lucifer stick to 'em

[Trinity]

Trinity runs up shouting "Wait!  Wait!  Ah wanna take that one ta Sherlene so's she kin know awl 1001 thangs ta do in baid."

[Delmonico]

   1. Eat Crackers
   2. Steal Covers
   3. Pick Nose
    ect, ect, ect.

And then!

1001. Pfart

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity already taught alla them Del!

[Trinity]

"Yeah, this ain' that Trinity Book-a Lahf."

[Montana Darlin]

Good morning class, today we are going to have a little math lesson, so please read the following carefully and let me know what your answer is.


There are 7 girls on a bus.

Each girl has 7 backpacks.

In each backpack are 7 big cats.

For each big cat there are 7 little cats.

How many legs are on the bus?

Good luck, and I look forward to seeing your answers.

Miss Montana

[Tensleep]

Miz Montana, buses ain't got no laigs, they's got wheels....