Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 87430 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #280 on:** September 29, 2007, 07:55:53 PM »

ya mean we had another birthday, we' wasn't aware of

well Happy Birthday if it applies

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #281 on:** September 29, 2007, 08:09:42 PM »

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,17060

Slim

Arcey · « **Reply #282 on:** September 30, 2007, 07:57:36 AM »

Aww. now boys………

I wuz just offerin’ Mix Montana a l’il advice is all.

Hehehehehehehehe…..

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Top Dawg · « **Reply #283 on:** September 30, 2007, 08:03:41 AM »

Quote from: Arcey on September 29, 2007, 04:27:30 PM

Psssssssst. Lookee here, darlin’. Lemme tell ya how it’s done.

Myownself done turned 21 for the 35th time taday. Don’t tell nabody. It’s a secret.

But that’s how it werks. Stay young forever. Just that gravity ‘n wore out bones ain’t buyin’ the story. Stickin’ ta it ennyways. I'm 21.

WOOF...... Happy be-lated birthday Arcey.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #284 on:** September 30, 2007, 10:46:54 AM »

Snuck that one in on me, Arcey

I've got ya by two years. Happy late birthday.......Buck

Tensleep · « **Reply #285 on:** September 30, 2007, 10:48:54 AM »

Miz Montana, you make sure that Banty Rooster treats ya right, doan take no stuff off him

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #286 on:** September 30, 2007, 07:34:35 PM »

Irish tries to bring a cake for Arcey, but the local Fire Marshall bans it!

litl rooster · « **Reply #287 on:** September 30, 2007, 11:46:04 PM »

Dang it all, thought I posted it this morning...........Happy belated Birthday Arcey

Delmonico · « **Reply #288 on:** November 28, 2007, 10:55:30 PM »

Delmonico comes in and puts a tack on Miz Montana's chair.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #289 on:** November 29, 2007, 08:31:03 AM »

Irish drops off the Hooter's Girls, so Miz Montana can teach em not ta be Hooter's Girls.

Delmonico · « **Reply #290 on:** November 29, 2007, 05:56:10 PM »

Trinity and lit rooster send a note to Santa to send some coal to the pub also.

Trinity · « **Reply #291 on:** November 29, 2007, 09:25:44 PM »

While litl rooster is busy writing the letter, Trinity takes the girls back to the litlroosterville Hooters.

"They is jus' fahn tha way they is. They don' need no learnin'."

Delmonico · « **Reply #292 on:** November 30, 2007, 06:37:03 PM »

Trinity leaves, failing to see all the back issues of Cosmopolitan magazine on Miz Montan's desk.

litl rooster · « **Reply #293 on:** December 03, 2007, 03:58:02 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on November 30, 2007, 06:37:03 PM

Trinity leaves, failing to see all the back issues of Cosmopolitan magazine on Miz Montan's desk.

but litl rooster doesn't and strikes a lucifer stick to 'em

Trinity · « **Reply #294 on:** December 03, 2007, 06:45:33 PM »

Trinity runs up shouting "Wait! Wait! Ah wanna take that one ta Sherlene so's she kin know awl 1001 thangs ta do in baid."

Delmonico · « **Reply #295 on:** December 03, 2007, 06:52:37 PM »

1. Eat Crackers
2. Steal Covers
3. Pick Nose
ect, ect, ect.

And then!

1001. Pfart

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #296 on:** December 03, 2007, 08:06:30 PM »

Trinity already taught alla them Del!

Trinity · « **Reply #297 on:** December 03, 2007, 08:08:40 PM »

"Yeah, this ain' that Trinity Book-a Lahf."

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #298 on:** January 13, 2008, 07:44:30 PM »

Good morning class, today we are going to have a little math lesson, so please read the following carefully and let me know what your answer is.

There are 7 girls on a bus.

Each girl has 7 backpacks.

In each backpack are 7 big cats.

For each big cat there are 7 little cats.

How many legs are on the bus?

Good luck, and I look forward to seeing your answers.

Miss Montana

Tensleep · « **Reply #299 on:** January 13, 2008, 07:52:42 PM »

Miz Montana, buses ain't got no laigs, they's got wheels....

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Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 87430 times)

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