Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 87426 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #240 on:** September 26, 2006, 07:04:52 PM »

all the students arrive and take their seats, everyone starts looking around to see who cut the cheese?? everyone raises their hands at the same time and ask for early recess.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #241 on:** September 26, 2006, 07:23:37 PM »

Hopefully, it wasn't limberger...............

litl rooster · « **Reply #242 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:08:18 PM »

The smell of something Dead awakens litl' rooster.......................He heads outside to see if he can locate it and remove it. The rancid smell follows him

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #243 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:13:41 PM »

as litl rooster and the smell come outside, the rest of the class begins to migrate toward the classroom again, seeing as how the smell has left the room.

Trinity · « **Reply #244 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:15:10 PM »

Trinity ambles into the classroom. Everybody is still talking about the smell to which Trinity anounces that he doesn't understand why they are still complaining. After all, he cleaned his feet two months ago.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #245 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:19:47 PM »

as Trinity is sitting looking at his feet, litl rooster walks behind him going to his seat, Trinity sits up straight and begins sniffing under his arm.

litl rooster · « **Reply #246 on:** September 28, 2006, 04:26:16 AM »

the next mornin'....................before the students arrive, someone sneeks in and rites in big letters on the Chaulkboard

Happy Birthday Miss Montana

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #247 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:00:22 AM »

Del shows up for class with a big ole cake, an alla tha students have presents for their teacher.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIZ MONTANA!

they holler as she walks into the classroom.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #248 on:** September 28, 2006, 06:22:02 AM »

Ozark joins in with the class wishing Miz Montana a Happy Birthday and leads his present up to the desk, hands Miz Montana a little rope attached to a new pet turkey.

Happy Birthday Miz Montana[

Sod Buster · « **Reply #249 on:** September 28, 2006, 06:31:31 AM »

Sod Buster stops by with a virtual cornucopia of food for Miz Montana's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA'AM!!!!!

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #250 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:16:41 PM »

THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH

Trinity · « **Reply #251 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on September 28, 2006, 06:31:31 AM

Sod Buster stops by with a virtual cornucopia of food for Miz Montana's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA'AM!!!!!

"Ah thank Ah see one teacher's pet, an' it ain' Delmoniker! ...Sorry Ah missed yer birfday Miss Montaner. Ah weren't feelin' rightly.

"

Delmonico · « **Reply #252 on:** October 31, 2006, 05:33:42 PM »

Delmonico puts an apple on the teachers dest, the worm in it is wearin' a tie.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #253 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:39:30 PM »

Uh, is this a formal gathering

Sod Buster · « **Reply #254 on:** October 31, 2006, 09:37:47 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 31, 2006, 05:33:42 PM

Delmonico puts an apple on the teachers dest, the worm in it is wearin' a tie.

Sod Buster adds a few Buckeye candies that he picked up over the last few weeks.

Trinity · « **Reply #255 on:** November 05, 2006, 07:06:04 PM »

"Oh, this is just disgustin'! Ah never thought Ah would stoop ta theeus, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do." says Trinity as he lays a sheet of paper down where he wrote his name... spelled correctly.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #256 on:** November 05, 2006, 07:09:17 PM »

well shoot, all I brought with me is this here jug of Arkansas wine, I reckkon I'll just leave it,

Ozark sits it up on the desk

litl rooster · « **Reply #257 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:38:45 PM »

Miss Montana (writing under litlroosters name, cause she didn't want to change cause LR is still on here) Thanks all for the goodies.

Delmonico, tie or no tie, I don't eat wormy apples

Sod Buster,,, how did you know that buckeye candies were my favorite?

Trinity,,, I'm so proud of you, spelling your name correctly, I'll hang it on the fridge when I get home.

Ozark, that wine sure is tasty.

Have a great day all

Sod Buster · « **Reply #258 on:** November 06, 2006, 05:25:36 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on November 06, 2006, 04:38:45 PM

Sod Buster,,, how did you know that buckeye candies were my favorite?

Sod Buster beams with pride knowing is he the TEACHERS PET!

Delmonico · « **Reply #259 on:** November 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM »

Miz Montana puts a leash on her pet, snaps it,

makes him do a sit/stay. She then gives him a smoked pig ear.

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