Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Marshal harpoluke]

when litl rooster gets to the circus, he finds out they have a big cannon loaded with black powder,  he wants to work on the cannon crew,  so they give him a job.

 

[Delmonico]

Not takin' into account his smaller stature, they miss-calculate the trajectory and shoot him over the net and into the lions cage..

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

He should have a Rorrring time.

 

 

 

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[litl rooster]

  The Lion's are repulsed by the smell of burning hair and sulpher, retreat to there stools and wait...................litl' rooster climbs out of the cage goes back to the cannon and makes some adjustments.


Flying Circus, was thinking maybe a inflight mechanic on a Sopwith Camel

[Ozark Tracker]

this one

[litl rooster]

Was thinkin' more like this not the "Flying Burrito Bros."




http://www.flyingcircusairshow.com/photo-01/pic-02.html

[Sod Buster]

Was thinkin' more like this not the "Flying Burrito Bros."

http://www.flyingcircusairshow.com/photo-01/pic-02.html

LR, have you ever been to that show?  I have been several times and even shot a move there for a school project in 1974.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

On tha second attempt as they pull the lanyard on the cannon a pin falls out of place dropping tha barrel.  There is a loud BOOM an litl Rooster comes flying out directly at the Elephant's butt, as litl Rooster impacts the Elephant posterior a SMACK iz heard and litl Rooster suddenly finds hisself where the Sun don't shine.  All the shocked crowd can see are his shoes! 

[Ozark Tracker]

the circus people back their wrecker up to the elephant and throw a loop around litl rooster's feet and tie the end to the winch cable,  after pulling the elephant backwards for about 100 yards, litl rooster ploops out onto the ground.

(authors note:  didn't want him to have to stay there all night)

[Delmonico]

<Author's note:  I just had the idea and you got there first, was gonna have the Mega-Movers give the eller-funk 5 gallons of castor oil and have a mega-movement. >

[litl rooster]

 On the upside litl' rooster is now 5'8" from being streched ...............on the downside he is now too tall and heavy to be the inflight mechanic

LR, have you ever been to that show?  I have been several times and even shot a move there for a school project in 1974.

 No however they are sometimes still flying when we return from Pepper Mill   Black Crik  and Cavilier might have to give up match and go sometime

[Montana Darlin]

Miss Montana has a talk with the cannon fuse lighters and gives them special coordinates.

They put litlrooster in the cannon again set it for the coordinates Miss Montana gives and lights the fuse.  The next thing you hear is litlrooster groaning as he is plopped down back in her classroom sitting on a stool with the dunce cap on his head.  He is not a happy camper.   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico still stands there being a good example.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You suave devil, you................

[Montana Darlin]

Although Delmonico is dressed very nicely, neat and clean and well put together, he needs a haircut.

[Delmonico]

Not like now.

Hey lady from the Bitterroot valley, ya know any Foster's out there.

[litl rooster]

  litl' rooster is no fool, he sat on the stool in skool... The teacher rang the bell and the litl' rooster ran home, with the days learnings.

[Ozark Tracker]

The rest of the class follow litl rooster out the doors,  happy to be outside, instead of cooped up in the school.

Trinity heads for his favorite still.

[litl rooster]

first to the skool in the morning, litl' rooster washes the chalk board and takes the erasers out side and beats the dust out of em'....>note< he saves the colored dust>.... when the sun begins to rise he hoist the Flag to the top of the pole, and returns to the class room. Where he stares at the words in the books and drifts off tooooo sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[Delmonico]

Since the teacher ain't there yet, the well dressed Delmonico rubs linberger cheese in litl rooster's mooooostach.